i cant tell if this new dev is a dude or a chick based on the top of his/her head peeping out of a cube

Monday, June 24, 2013 12:56:21 PM from Twitter Web Client

Someone give our intern an ambien. Stop coming over here 75 times and being hyper on a Monday morning. Jesus

Monday, June 24, 2013 09:50:17 AM from Twitter Web Client

A flat tire in the hood sounds excellent at 11:45. And I have work tomorrow.

Sunday, June 23, 2013 11:49:14 PM from Twitter for Android

@Dave_Jets why

In reply to @Dave_Jets's tweet

Sunday, June 23, 2013 03:24:45 PM from Twitter for Android

This bitch on the train is fuckin screaming

Sunday, June 23, 2013 03:18:18 PM from Twitter for Android

I mean..... I don't know what allergy is around, but my eyes are so red. Looks like I smoked a pound of weed you guys

Saturday, June 22, 2013 07:58:25 PM from Twitter for Android

Jesus Christ CC

Saturday, June 22, 2013 03:07:47 PM from Twitter for Android

"Sangria power hour sounds better that a classy lobster dinner" -@MalJNew yep... This is the girl I picked....

Saturday, June 22, 2013 01:30:40 PM from Twitter for Android

Love how I go to the beach and wear 15 and not reapply and be fine. @MalJNew put on 70 and is a lobster #thefairest vs #Sicilian #yeahbuddy

Saturday, June 22, 2013 01:29:04 PM from Twitter for Android

Pat: "I need 6 beers pronto"

Friday, June 21, 2013 02:34:46 PM from Twitter for Android

Don't need an appetizer of fries, but #yolo (@ O'Hara's Restaurant & Pub w/ 3 others) http://4sq.com/107XyZ9

Friday, June 21, 2013 02:17:20 PM from foursquare

Aniusha's ass is poppin. #DEMWHITEPANTS #DOMINICAN #DATASS STRUTTIN

Friday, June 21, 2013 02:12:23 PM from Twitter for Android

Just wrong IMed one of our interns about how I ate lunch already, was still hungry and how fat I was #whoops

Friday, June 21, 2013 01:47:33 PM from Twitter Web Client

Hughlon: "I got some Percocet for allergies"

Friday, June 21, 2013 01:22:34 PM from Twitter Web Client

I might bang this wrap I made myself. Ham, turkey, provolone, bologna, oil and arugula. OMNOMNOMNOM

Friday, June 21, 2013 12:39:22 PM from Twitter Web Client