Ummmm. If ever Pearl Jams Alive comes on at the bar. I'm in heaven. #itjustdid #enjoyyy

Friday, June 28, 2013 05:57:42 PM from Twitter for Android

Vodka red bull pong ain't gonna turn out well #yolo

Friday, June 28, 2013 04:59:48 PM from Twitter for Android

It's 9AM and my hangover is requesting a halal cart gyro... But why are they only selling breakfast food?

Friday, June 28, 2013 09:28:31 AM from Twitter Web Client

@Colithika niga I suck yo dick

In reply to @Colithika's tweet

Friday, June 28, 2013 12:02:21 AM from Twitter for Android

Just got black girl "Gurlllfraaaand, talk to the hand" -ed

Thursday, June 27, 2013 10:15:13 PM from Twitter for Android

What I'd do for Joe Stein's hair...

Thursday, June 27, 2013 09:54:51 PM from Twitter for Android

Joe Stein showed up!!!!! Guys legit

Thursday, June 27, 2013 09:32:46 PM from Twitter for Android

I just beat myself up because I forgot what the amygdala was in the brain. Bitch I got a 5 on AP psych. I should know this shit.

Thursday, June 27, 2013 09:29:19 PM from Twitter for Android

I invited gramps to to the bar @BadPointer http://t.co/eakphLnWzq

Thursday, June 27, 2013 07:45:29 PM from Twitter for Android

I need 6 beers pronto. stat. immediately. ahora mismo. sofort.

Thursday, June 27, 2013 05:49:37 PM from Twitter Web Client

Girl get your life together: "I can't find my glasses, I legit flashed Perry, and I have a thong on"

Thursday, June 27, 2013 03:52:52 PM from Twitter Web Client

Can someone arrest ARod for murder or actually kill him so we can get this fucking joker off my team?

Thursday, June 27, 2013 12:29:25 PM from Twitter Web Client

KILN: Y U SO SLOW?

Thursday, June 27, 2013 11:29:43 AM from Twitter Web Client

@VZWpaul @MarkAbsher @VZWnews Actually make 4G go faster than 56k in Lower Manhattan and I'll be happy

In reply to @VZWpaul's tweet

Thursday, June 27, 2013 10:05:27 AM from Twitter Web Client

Went to make myself an iced coffee and I think more coffee was all over the kitchen floor than in my cup #fail

Thursday, June 27, 2013 10:04:02 AM from Twitter Web Client