With buggy code on them that makes them crash. Winning

Saturday, July 20, 2013 03:47:04 PM from Twitter for Android

15 minutes until I have to drunk monitor servers that handle millions of dollars of transactions per day. Pumped!

Saturday, July 20, 2013 03:46:23 PM from Twitter for Android

If I had a daughter, shed never be allowed to dress like @MalJNew

Saturday, July 20, 2013 03:43:46 PM from Twitter for Android

Mal is hiding my money in her breasts and telling me to find it later #wasted

Saturday, July 20, 2013 03:43:06 PM from Twitter for Android

@MalJNew the most tits

Saturday, July 20, 2013 03:28:33 PM from Twitter for Android

Drama queens http://t.co/ZHZCcSOeXy

Saturday, July 20, 2013 03:14:55 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm on call for the servers from 4-8. Who wants to party?

Saturday, July 20, 2013 03:11:56 PM from Twitter for Android

My belly is huge. I'm preggo with mimosas

Saturday, July 20, 2013 03:09:06 PM from Twitter for Android

Summer can eat my dick. Is it fall yet?

Saturday, July 20, 2013 02:58:32 PM from Twitter for Android

"I could feed on those for hours. Giuseppe must abuse them" - @ja5la

Saturday, July 20, 2013 02:34:23 PM from Twitter for Android

I accidentally pasted one of my tweets into a config file. It was about sexting. oops

Friday, July 19, 2013 03:16:48 PM from Twitter Web Client

Bralic

Thursday, July 18, 2013 09:22:44 PM from Twitter for Android

@badpointer I'll fuckin tweet right now motherfucker

Thursday, July 18, 2013 09:18:53 PM from Twitter for Android

Kevin was dying about how I explained Lauren to him

Thursday, July 18, 2013 09:17:51 PM from Twitter for Android

You're not ruining my night you jealous assed motherfucker eat my dick

Thursday, July 18, 2013 08:51:06 PM from Twitter for Android