Ummmm. If ever Pearl Jams Alive comes on at the bar. I'm in heaven. #itjustdid #enjoyyy
Vodka red bull pong ain't gonna turn out well #yolo
@portfolioso nope. It didn't turn out well
It's 9AM and my hangover is requesting a halal cart gyro... But why are they only selling breakfast food?
@Colithika niga I suck yo dick
Just got black girl "Gurlllfraaaand, talk to the hand" -ed
Thursday, June 27, 2013 10:15:13 PM from Twitter for Android
What I'd do for Joe Stein's hair...
Thursday, June 27, 2013 09:54:51 PM from Twitter for Android
Joe Stein showed up!!!!! Guys legit
Thursday, June 27, 2013 09:32:46 PM from Twitter for Android
I just beat myself up because I forgot what the amygdala was in the brain. Bitch I got a 5 on AP psych. I should know this shit.
Thursday, June 27, 2013 09:29:19 PM from Twitter for Android
I invited gramps to to the bar @BadPointer http://t.co/eakphLnWzq
Thursday, June 27, 2013 07:45:29 PM from Twitter for Android
I need 6 beers pronto. stat. immediately. ahora mismo. sofort.
Girl get your life together: "I can't find my glasses, I legit flashed Perry, and I have a thong on"
Can someone arrest ARod for murder or actually kill him so we can get this fucking joker off my team?
KILN: Y U SO SLOW?
@VZWpaul @MarkAbsher @VZWnews Actually make 4G go faster than 56k in Lower Manhattan and I'll be happy
Went to make myself an iced coffee and I think more coffee was all over the kitchen floor than in my cup #fail