With buggy code on them that makes them crash. Winning
Saturday, July 20, 2013 03:47:04 PM from Twitter for Android
15 minutes until I have to drunk monitor servers that handle millions of dollars of transactions per day. Pumped!
Saturday, July 20, 2013 03:46:23 PM from Twitter for Android
If I had a daughter, shed never be allowed to dress like @MalJNew
Saturday, July 20, 2013 03:43:46 PM from Twitter for Android
Mal is hiding my money in her breasts and telling me to find it later #wasted
Saturday, July 20, 2013 03:43:06 PM from Twitter for Android
@MalJNew the most tits
Saturday, July 20, 2013 03:28:33 PM from Twitter for Android
Drama queens http://t.co/ZHZCcSOeXy
Saturday, July 20, 2013 03:14:55 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm on call for the servers from 4-8. Who wants to party?
Saturday, July 20, 2013 03:11:56 PM from Twitter for Android
My belly is huge. I'm preggo with mimosas
Saturday, July 20, 2013 03:09:06 PM from Twitter for Android
Summer can eat my dick. Is it fall yet?
Saturday, July 20, 2013 02:58:32 PM from Twitter for Android
"I could feed on those for hours. Giuseppe must abuse them" - @ja5la
Saturday, July 20, 2013 02:34:23 PM from Twitter for Android
I accidentally pasted one of my tweets into a config file. It was about sexting. oops
@badpointer I'll fuckin tweet right now motherfucker
Thursday, July 18, 2013 09:18:53 PM from Twitter for Android
Kevin was dying about how I explained Lauren to him
Thursday, July 18, 2013 09:17:51 PM from Twitter for Android
You're not ruining my night you jealous assed motherfucker eat my dick
Thursday, July 18, 2013 08:51:06 PM from Twitter for Android