"Get him eating fruit salad on his knees"

Sunday, June 30, 2013 10:45:21 PM from Twitter for Android

Come on Mal. You didn't see Jesus on that ass? http://t.co/28WoW0CJD2

Sunday, June 30, 2013 10:44:23 PM from Twitter for Android

Buddha: "Don't post anything about this fruit intake"

Sunday, June 30, 2013 10:41:42 PM from Twitter for Android

"The sight of an Indian fellow riding down the streets of Cleveland past Radio City Music Hall on a white stallion" @MalJNew is CRAY

Sunday, June 30, 2013 10:31:42 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm watching #UntoldStoriesOfTheER on #GetGlue http://t.co/l5Qc9KrbfG

Sunday, June 30, 2013 01:12:53 PM from GetGlue.com

Trying Google Music. It's free for a month, so we'll see. Last day @ 7.99 - It goes up to 9.99 tomorrow

Sunday, June 30, 2013 01:10:46 PM from Twitter Web Client

The reason terrorists hate the United States is because our dumbass government doesn't mind its own fucking business: http://t.co/rnabwDPDRp

Saturday, June 29, 2013 11:40:42 PM from Twitter Web Client

Um. I'm stealing Bella. She's perfect. http://t.co/onblhL61pk

Saturday, June 29, 2013 10:26:06 PM from Instagram

I almost got into not one, but three bar fights last night. JEEZZZZ

Saturday, June 29, 2013 10:00:07 AM from Twitter Web Client

Bau. We're tweetin a fool right now

Saturday, June 29, 2013 02:29:32 AM from Twitter for Android

⚡⚡the struggle is real ⚡⚡

Saturday, June 29, 2013 02:05:59 AM from Twitter for Android

@portfolioso nope. It didn't turn out well

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Friday, June 28, 2013 07:44:01 PM from Twitter for Android

Looks like Bynes is up to no good again on Twitter

Friday, June 28, 2013 06:03:39 PM from Twitter for Android

Welp Santeria came on so its fine

Friday, June 28, 2013 06:02:46 PM from Twitter for Android

I don't actually appreesh that. Ya know.... But I'll let it slide

Friday, June 28, 2013 06:02:24 PM from Twitter for Android