Just crossed off a coupla never have I evers at Hass'
@BadPointer is a bitch for not coming to Hass' going away party sooner
Yo Neil Young is fuckin tight.
Haas: "Shit. I got so drunk last night I African American'd out"
Just realized something. Sitting alone drinking in Dakota bar with 90s jams and candy crush ain't bad
Who's the broad in Dan's office. What's the over/under they've banged while he was "away on business?"
7Zip Command Line - Impossible to figure out http://t.co/vGSeFIwQzP
That time the release engineer has no fucking idea when the releases are #Booker #Thisfuckingplace
7-zip has the absolutely most fucking convoluted command line parameters
New blog post: You've Gotta Be Outside Your Mind To Be a Paid Sober Companion http://t.co/TE44G8gemh
I look hot today. I'd tap me
A touch of the gay for Dave Grohl is a bit of an understatement
But why does this piece of shit phone say I have full 3 G but not load webpages? POS
Son of a bitch. They made me a Foursquare Superuser and I've been up all night correcting shit
I have nothing to say, so I figured I'd tweet about it