I was born to run
Dude. I just pissed out a fire. It was fuckin awesome. 'Murrrrrica
Thursday, July 04, 2013 11:54:05 PM from Twitter for Android
Bella's wasted http://t.co/fVrpRJQlzj
"Jesus might be on Conan tonight you guys" -@MalJNew
Wednesday, July 03, 2013 11:28:19 PM from Twitter for Android
@kerbear88 this is the best tweet I've ever read in my life
Wednesday, July 03, 2013 11:24:20 PM from Twitter for Android
@SonicBlur23 you're a dick
Wednesday, July 03, 2013 11:20:09 PM from Twitter for Android
Memphis fuck house? Kansas blue balls?
Wednesday, July 03, 2013 10:49:19 PM from Twitter for Android
Protip: Do not scream "I love bush" in the car with your GFs mom. I meant the 90s band!!!!!!
Wednesday, July 03, 2013 09:20:53 PM from Twitter for Android
Sassy is my daughter, obviously. http://t.co/AVp31muG0w
This chick on Hardcore Pawn is 100% in need of a cunt punt. Nothing more, nothing less
Wednesday, July 03, 2013 12:44:03 AM from Twitter for Android
Twitter poll: What is deadlier? Bridgeport, CT or a pawn shop in Detroit?
Wednesday, July 03, 2013 12:42:34 AM from Twitter for Android
Bob Loblaw lobs law bomb
@mich_amore It's fine. I got a tick bite once. As long as it doesn't turn into a rash you'll be 100% fine
"Its better to ask for forgiveness than permission"
"He's a man. and he has glasses. and he looks like me, but he's much shorter. But he has one kidney and I have two. You know him?"