I want to take a baseball bat and destroy shit Big Papi style

Wednesday, July 31, 2013 08:35:20 AM from Twitter for Android

And I'm late. And my phone doesn't type properly or get internet because its a piece of shit. Job took 25 years off my life.

Wednesday, July 31, 2013 08:34:59 AM from Twitter for Android

My fucking scheduled job didn't run last night. This would be the 12th time something fucked up I'm responsible for #fired #failure #useless

Wednesday, July 31, 2013 08:33:29 AM from Twitter for Android

Oh I can see were off to a goo start this fucking morning. #fuckallofyoucunts

Wednesday, July 31, 2013 08:30:28 AM from Twitter for Android

I keep forgetting to watch Ray Donovan.

Wednesday, July 31, 2013 03:14:09 AM from Twitter for Android

Two things I cannot wait for: The Moto X and @arod's suspension

Wednesday, July 31, 2013 02:13:05 AM from Twitter Web Client

I can't code or script a fucking thing today. I'm borderline useless and have no fuckin idea what I'm doing

Tuesday, July 30, 2013 12:35:06 PM from Twitter Web Client

WHY IS IT IMPOSSIBLE TO MOVE FILES AND SUBFOLDERS IN WINDOWS FROM THE FUCKING COMMAND LINE OR POWERSHELL. CUNTS

Tuesday, July 30, 2013 12:01:12 PM from Twitter Web Client

@__JLu It's Android, bro. The struggle is real. Don't have that iOS7 fancy

In reply to @__JLu's tweet

Tuesday, July 30, 2013 09:39:26 AM from Twitter Web Client

@__JLu Android's come a long way. 4.3 and beyond is unreal. iOS7 looks good though. I'm just too tied to the Google ecosystem

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Tuesday, July 30, 2013 10:05:27 AM from Twitter Web Client

@__JLu Also, starting in 4.3, they added TRIM, so devices won't get slow as hell over time: http://t.co/MKJ6iikmo0

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Tuesday, July 30, 2013 10:06:16 AM from Twitter Web Client

On strike until my Moto X is in my hand #myphoneisapieceofshit

Tuesday, July 30, 2013 09:32:57 AM from Twitter Web Client

You're officially a douche if you spell Tom "Thom" and Jeff "Geoff"

Monday, July 29, 2013 06:48:35 PM from Twitter for Android

so fucking pissed off right now

Monday, July 29, 2013 05:08:52 PM from Twitter Web Client

How fucking stupid is India, spending 6 months surveying planets thinking they were spy planes. Christ! http://t.co/38AzxN3Umy

Monday, July 29, 2013 02:00:26 PM from Twitter Web Client