I'm very disappointed how my twitter is less batshit crazy than it used to be. #maybeitprobablystillis I'll improve after 10,000
Wasn't aware of #SharkNado tonight. My life is now over.
We hope Verizon doesn't fuck up the launch like the Galaxy Nexus...
WILL HAVE NEW PHONE BY SEPTEMBER #MotoX: http://t.co/qoo23ul22C
Jesus Christ Dave Robertson, you twitter slut. Unfollowing!
Thursday, July 11, 2013 05:26:52 PM from Twitter for Android
I've un-deaded my company. See, simple things can turn my "fuck off attitude" positive. Glad they realized that.
Necesita Bau
Wednesday, July 10, 2013 06:49:10 PM from Twitter for Android
Why does Firefox have massive cocks all over it's shitty architecture? Crashes every 5 minutes.
Wednesday, July 10, 2013 02:22:19 PM from Twitter Web Client
I almost pulled a Joe Pesce, GoodFellas style on Derick for running his fucking mouth
Wednesday, July 10, 2013 12:21:27 PM from Twitter Web Client
@scoopANDslam YES. But maybe its not that obvious
Props to the Metro North conductor screaming "all aboard" out the door. I thought they only do that in movies
Beyond abysmal #booker
I'm sitting in a meeting talking about measuring performance of something without client requirements. #winning
PetSmart is the fuckin devil
I have an unhealthy Dave Grohl obsession