Mokey went blanco

Saturday, August 03, 2013 03:22:04 PM from Twitter for Android

RT @KFCBarstool I'd put my dick in a wood chipper right now to switch to Fios

In reply to @KFCBarstool's tweet

Saturday, August 03, 2013 01:02:25 AM from Twitter Web Client

:zap:

Saturday, August 03, 2013 12:24:09 AM from Twitter Web Client

Updated WordPress. Hope it doesn't break my Twitter app...

Saturday, August 03, 2013 12:21:18 AM from Twitter Web Client

Mango... I say Mongo

Thursday, August 01, 2013 10:01:26 PM from Twitter for Android

I'd like to know why the work shitter is always jammed. Can't even take a peaceful crap...

Thursday, August 01, 2013 05:38:15 PM from Twitter for Android

Are they serious? Why the fuck would the Moto X launch with 4.2.2 when 4.3 is out already.

Thursday, August 01, 2013 03:21:50 PM from Twitter Web Client

Happy Moto X announcement/(release?) day!

Thursday, August 01, 2013 07:44:51 AM from Twitter for Android

Dear tweeps, sorry I was a cray cray on here earlier. I'm chill now. Ya heard?

-jor

Wednesday, July 31, 2013 11:53:38 PM from Twitter for Android

RT @XtinaSchelin: Why did I think I'd be useful at work today? Why? #headache #starving #meetings

Wednesday, July 31, 2013 01:31:27 PM from Twitter Web Client

I'm fucking huge. Need to get rid of this tire belly

Wednesday, July 31, 2013 01:31:01 PM from Twitter Web Client

I just called the COO a fucking idiot out loud in front of everyone.

Wednesday, July 31, 2013 10:34:28 AM from Twitter Web Client

I feel like a lard assed fat fuck. My jeans are strangling me

Wednesday, July 31, 2013 10:05:39 AM from Twitter Web Client

Stein: "I'm eating a McDonald's Steak, egg and cheese"

Wednesday, July 31, 2013 09:31:50 AM from Twitter Web Client

#meltdownlikebynes

Wednesday, July 31, 2013 08:35:39 AM from Twitter for Android