If someone is singing pearl jams Jeremy at the bar I'm legit happy

Friday, July 12, 2013 10:13:34 PM from Twitter for Android

Fuckin spazz. My 10,00th tweet was "Fuck. Hope I didn't hit my 10k tweet yet"

Friday, July 12, 2013 09:32:49 PM from Twitter Web Client

Welp, that's it folks. I planned an epic tweet for my 10k and missed i by drinking. Tweeted "Fuck. Hope I didn't hit my 10k tweet yet"

Friday, July 12, 2013 09:31:39 PM from Twitter Web Client

@ky9 the cutest!

In reply to @ky9's tweet

Friday, July 12, 2013 09:21:01 PM from Twitter for Android

It could be classified as a weapon but sticks shit together: gluegun

Friday, July 12, 2013 08:29:28 PM from Twitter for Android

Fuck. Hope I didn't hit my 10k tweet yet

Friday, July 12, 2013 08:20:25 PM from Twitter for Android

Singing 90s techno with the Product Manager

Friday, July 12, 2013 08:19:34 PM from Twitter for Android

http://drinkinggames.booker.com/taboo

Friday, July 12, 2013 08:13:06 PM from Twitter for Android

@Lennon bitch beer is free at booker

In reply to @Lennon's tweet

Friday, July 12, 2013 07:48:55 PM from Twitter for Android

Our intern is batshit and awesome. Love it.

Friday, July 12, 2013 07:47:55 PM from Twitter for Android

Me: "This is not scaling. We really need to start sharding" Stein: "That's nasty!" Me: "SHARD. not shart. Jeez"

Friday, July 12, 2013 05:52:43 PM from Twitter Web Client

Well shit. I tried to sneak one out at the keg in the office and ripped one. I think some support dude heard me

Friday, July 12, 2013 05:43:58 PM from Twitter Web Client

This new software manager Rao and Gabe need to shut the fuck up. I have earplugs and headphones on and I steal hear their loud asses

Friday, July 12, 2013 12:31:00 PM from Twitter Web Client

Tweet 9992...

Friday, July 12, 2013 11:34:17 AM from Twitter Web Client

If we figure out this Itinerary builder API problem, I'll do the nakey dance. That shit cray

Friday, July 12, 2013 11:29:41 AM from Twitter Web Client