If someone is singing pearl jams Jeremy at the bar I'm legit happy
Fuckin spazz. My 10,00th tweet was "Fuck. Hope I didn't hit my 10k tweet yet"
Welp, that's it folks. I planned an epic tweet for my 10k and missed i by drinking. Tweeted "Fuck. Hope I didn't hit my 10k tweet yet"
It could be classified as a weapon but sticks shit together: gluegun
Fuck. Hope I didn't hit my 10k tweet yet
Singing 90s techno with the Product Manager
@Lennon bitch beer is free at booker
Our intern is batshit and awesome. Love it.
Me: "This is not scaling. We really need to start sharding" Stein: "That's nasty!" Me: "SHARD. not shart. Jeez"
Well shit. I tried to sneak one out at the keg in the office and ripped one. I think some support dude heard me
This new software manager Rao and Gabe need to shut the fuck up. I have earplugs and headphones on and I steal hear their loud asses
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If we figure out this Itinerary builder API problem, I'll do the nakey dance. That shit cray