The fact that my feeble fantasy team beat Simmons this week w/ 3 people on the DL set active is absolutely ludicrous. @Onethirdof3x5
BoobSpace invited me to a private yacht party and I can't make it because I'm at a conference. Woof.
Woman. There is no reason for your stroller and five kids to take up the whole subway platform. have fewer kids.
Monday, August 05, 2013 09:06:20 AM from Twitter for Android
New blog post: Get the Fuck Off My Team: Phil Hughes Edition http://bit.ly/14XN2BA
Monday, August 05, 2013 12:56:21 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog
Hated that dude since day 1. @keith_connors what does deuce think now son
Saturday, August 03, 2013 06:32:41 PM from Twitter for Android
Fuck arod
Saturday, August 03, 2013 06:31:10 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm coming worse than Arod and I don't even do steroids
Saturday, August 03, 2013 06:31:00 PM from Twitter for Android
I would do a nakey dance on top of Radio City if the Yankees could get out of ARod's contract
Saturday, August 03, 2013 05:46:40 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm sucking the fattest dick in darts. The mover would be disappointed in me. #worsethanarodintheplayoffs
Saturday, August 03, 2013 05:39:47 PM from Twitter for Android
@ky9 Yankees suck a huge D this season and I hope the have Arod killed off
Saturday, August 03, 2013 05:27:29 PM from Twitter for Android
@ky9 what is this patience you speak of? I have none, especially if you ride the subway every day
Saturday, August 03, 2013 05:17:18 PM from Twitter for Android
@ky9 how do you not want to jump off a bridge rooting for that team?
Saturday, August 03, 2013 04:48:47 PM from Twitter for Android
These chicks this waiter may or may not have tapped are hideous. Legit I'd rather have Mokey get with him.
Saturday, August 03, 2013 04:35:00 PM from Twitter for Android
Our waiter is 100% banging sluts in the bathroom.
Saturday, August 03, 2013 04:21:32 PM from Twitter for Android
My Bau has the prettiest blue eyes
Saturday, August 03, 2013 04:11:30 PM from Twitter for Android