The fact that my feeble fantasy team beat Simmons this week w/ 3 people on the DL set active is absolutely ludicrous. @Onethirdof3x5

Monday, August 05, 2013 11:10:54 AM from Twitter Web Client

BoobSpace invited me to a private yacht party and I can't make it because I'm at a conference. Woof.

Monday, August 05, 2013 10:41:42 AM from Twitter Web Client

Woman. There is no reason for your stroller and five kids to take up the whole subway platform. have fewer kids.

Monday, August 05, 2013 09:06:20 AM from Twitter for Android

New blog post: Get the Fuck Off My Team: Phil Hughes Edition http://bit.ly/14XN2BA

Monday, August 05, 2013 12:56:21 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Hated that dude since day 1. @keith_connors what does deuce think now son

Saturday, August 03, 2013 06:32:41 PM from Twitter for Android

Fuck arod

Saturday, August 03, 2013 06:31:10 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm coming worse than Arod and I don't even do steroids

Saturday, August 03, 2013 06:31:00 PM from Twitter for Android

I would do a nakey dance on top of Radio City if the Yankees could get out of ARod's contract

Saturday, August 03, 2013 05:46:40 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm sucking the fattest dick in darts. The mover would be disappointed in me. #worsethanarodintheplayoffs

Saturday, August 03, 2013 05:39:47 PM from Twitter for Android

@ky9 Yankees suck a huge D this season and I hope the have Arod killed off

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Saturday, August 03, 2013 05:27:29 PM from Twitter for Android

@ky9 what is this patience you speak of? I have none, especially if you ride the subway every day

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Saturday, August 03, 2013 05:17:18 PM from Twitter for Android

@ky9 how do you not want to jump off a bridge rooting for that team?

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Saturday, August 03, 2013 04:48:47 PM from Twitter for Android

These chicks this waiter may or may not have tapped are hideous. Legit I'd rather have Mokey get with him.

Saturday, August 03, 2013 04:35:00 PM from Twitter for Android

Our waiter is 100% banging sluts in the bathroom.

Saturday, August 03, 2013 04:21:32 PM from Twitter for Android

My Bau has the prettiest blue eyes

Saturday, August 03, 2013 04:11:30 PM from Twitter for Android