This bed feels like it's deflating, and I'm not even on an air mattress. Heh???
Caption contest: "Sabato?" http://t.co/TsAm2MSNUL
SKYPE NEEDS AN INSTANT UNSEND HOTKEY on the grounds that I just IMed our new Dir. of Engineering "I was so pissed at our bathrooms today"
These work shitters are worse than grand central, traffic-wise. #everonegoaway
Just wrote a script to crash our system rapidly to test our error logging and alerting. Testing against production....
I'd bang a Moto X
Saturday, July 20, 2013 06:28:49 PM from Twitter for Android
With buggy code on them that makes them crash. Winning
Saturday, July 20, 2013 03:47:04 PM from Twitter for Android
15 minutes until I have to drunk monitor servers that handle millions of dollars of transactions per day. Pumped!
Saturday, July 20, 2013 03:46:23 PM from Twitter for Android
If I had a daughter, shed never be allowed to dress like @MalJNew
Saturday, July 20, 2013 03:43:46 PM from Twitter for Android
Mal is hiding my money in her breasts and telling me to find it later #wasted
Saturday, July 20, 2013 03:43:06 PM from Twitter for Android
@MalJNew the most tits
Saturday, July 20, 2013 03:28:33 PM from Twitter for Android
Drama queens http://t.co/ZHZCcSOeXy
Saturday, July 20, 2013 03:14:55 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm on call for the servers from 4-8. Who wants to party?
Saturday, July 20, 2013 03:11:56 PM from Twitter for Android
My belly is huge. I'm preggo with mimosas
Saturday, July 20, 2013 03:09:06 PM from Twitter for Android
Summer can eat my dick. Is it fall yet?
Saturday, July 20, 2013 02:58:32 PM from Twitter for Android