Bartender at Dakota has the most sand in her vajay.
Friday, August 09, 2013 09:30:20 PM from Twitter for Android
STP on at the bar. I'm fucking pumped #arodsucks
Friday, August 09, 2013 08:47:16 PM from Twitter for Android
At the bar. Yankee game on. Wish I could get audio on the ARod Bronx cheer
Friday, August 09, 2013 08:12:31 PM from Twitter for Android
My boss has a cock on his shirt. Thanks Alex for pointing this out.
Friday, August 09, 2013 07:24:44 PM from Twitter for Android
Bitches @ Booker http://t.co/VEc0qexPSN
Firefox. Now worse than Internet Explorer
Can't even take a shit here without a text from boss man asking where I am. After he wouldnt let me take lunch because out system is a piece
"did you eat lunch yet?"
"no"
"Well get something now and get your ass back here"
*laughs*
"I'm not joking. We need you both from 2-4"
It's a soft day
Lavabit founder: I would strongly recommend against anyone trusting their private data to a company with physical ties to the United States.
Why in the actual fuck would MSFT think it'd a good idea to not include the telnet client by default. Run this: pkgmgr /iu:"TelnetClient"
Thursday, August 08, 2013 05:55:19 PM from Twitter Web Client
It's not that I want this Idaho ranch... I NEED this Idaho ranch: http://t.co/MP25z41R0y
Thursday, August 08, 2013 12:50:00 PM from Twitter Web Client
I want my own gig. I want to run shit. Create product. Run the infrastructure. Grow. I'm sick of being a cog in the machine
Thursday, August 08, 2013 12:38:39 PM from Twitter Web Client
TK and recruiting bitch: Shut the fuck up or talk somewhere not near my deask.
Thursday, August 08, 2013 09:37:37 AM from Twitter Web Client
I cuncelled them on April 1st RT @KFCBarstool Oh and I forgot, Cuncel Da Yankees
Thursday, August 08, 2013 01:14:29 AM from Twitter for Android