Whenever piece of shit Firefox crashes, I always troll them. These comments are public btw http://t.co/CrJuy7ewSv

Wednesday, August 14, 2013 04:43:18 PM from Twitter Web Client

See... I don't mess around. I told you it was public. #firefoxsucks Even with a clean profile and no extensions... http://t.co/QwpQbjrc9j

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Wednesday, August 14, 2013 05:08:32 PM from Twitter Web Client

[3:32:23 PM] Gio: You wore a nice shirt yesterday. 100000:2

Wednesday, August 14, 2013 03:32:04 PM from Twitter Web Client

[3:31:41 PM] Joe P: Gio's douche comment to nice comment ratio is 1000000:1

Wednesday, August 14, 2013 03:31:27 PM from Twitter Web Client

Brent Ozar is going over our queries and just found a query that, in his words, "Sucks the big one"

Wednesday, August 14, 2013 10:39:42 AM from Twitter Web Client

I'm a linebacker!

Tuesday, August 13, 2013 08:26:54 PM from Twitter for Android

#booker http://t.co/zFz49QEjZX

Tuesday, August 13, 2013 04:15:19 PM from Twitter Web Client

Joe P: "The way we implemented it was like if a clown picked up darts and started throwing them at a fucking dart board" #booker

Tuesday, August 13, 2013 02:54:41 PM from Twitter Web Client

Fuck the fucking RackSpace Cloud. Get me AWS up in this bitch

Tuesday, August 13, 2013 11:16:32 AM from Twitter Web Client

Can I go home now?

Tuesday, August 13, 2013 09:48:29 AM from Twitter Web Client

#fail typed ipconfig on Linux. Typed ifconfig in Windows... =(

Monday, August 12, 2013 10:13:27 PM from Twitter Web Client

Stein: "If they fluoridated beer, I'd probably have better teeth"

Monday, August 12, 2013 05:20:37 PM from Twitter Web Client

Gabe: "Have you ever read the bible? Filthiest fucking book you'll ever read"

Monday, August 12, 2013 04:50:00 PM from Twitter Web Client

"Take a look @ the train driver next time he pulls into the station. Dude always looks like he’s one delay away from licking the third rail"

Monday, August 12, 2013 04:26:15 PM from Twitter Web Client

Jesus Christ Dave Robertson. You're amazing and probably my next closer, but you spam the fuck out of twitter. Unfollowed.

Monday, August 12, 2013 10:12:55 AM from Twitter Web Client