Danny: "Oh! I could win in a projectile vomit contest"
Saturday, July 27, 2013 11:56:47 PM from Twitter for Android
Its 10 am. I'm wasted. Don't think I'd be able to operate a vehicle. Fuckin Haas party
Saturday, July 27, 2013 10:08:16 AM from Twitter for Android
Would you believe me if I said sir. Come down and put the charge on me. I wouldn't do that.
Saturday, July 27, 2013 02:46:50 AM from Twitter for Android
If I don't put @MalJNew on a leash she might uh... Let's be honest... And I'll allow it.
Saturday, July 27, 2013 01:30:37 AM from Twitter for Android
Mal is obsessiled over Dominican girls' asses so I mean....Threesome?
My Twitter is best Twitter
Just crossed off a coupla never have I evers at Hass'
@BadPointer is a bitch for not coming to Hass' going away party sooner
Yo Neil Young is fuckin tight.
Haas: "Shit. I got so drunk last night I African American'd out"
Just realized something. Sitting alone drinking in Dakota bar with 90s jams and candy crush ain't bad
Who's the broad in Dan's office. What's the over/under they've banged while he was "away on business?"
7Zip Command Line - Impossible to figure out http://t.co/vGSeFIwQzP
That time the release engineer has no fucking idea when the releases are #Booker #Thisfuckingplace
7-zip has the absolutely most fucking convoluted command line parameters