My reaction to motherfuckers who disagree with how I run the build system http://t.co/Tq018XWyK0
Thursday, August 22, 2013 02:21:52 PM from Twitter for Android
BS. I'm fat & the least calm RT @uberfacts People who remain calm in stressful situations tend to have higher rates of depression &obesity
Thursday, August 22, 2013 11:24:16 AM from Twitter Web Client
OH. MY. GOD. Kids on the train. SHUT THE FUCK UP
Thursday, August 22, 2013 11:22:41 AM from Twitter Web Client
8AM rollout on my day off
Thursday, August 22, 2013 08:48:59 AM from Twitter Web Client
Going to Boston for like one night. My mom gives me a surgical mask to bring. THE FUCK.
Wednesday, August 21, 2013 09:53:24 PM from Twitter Web Client
Just found out the George Washington Bridge cuts through Manhattan. Mind. Blown.
Wednesday, August 21, 2013 09:52:25 PM from Twitter Web Client
Is it fall yet?
Wednesday, August 21, 2013 07:22:51 PM from Twitter for Android
The entire RackSpace cloud is a piece of shit. Fuck their cloud servers, fuck OpenStack, fuck their block storage, fuck it all
Wednesday, August 21, 2013 05:53:18 PM from Twitter Web Client
Spoiler alert: 95% of this week's Dexter was sexual tension and him banging Hannah. 5% were actual plot events
Tuesday, August 20, 2013 11:53:59 PM from Twitter for Android
In the words of Xtina: You suck diseased donkey wang
Tuesday, August 20, 2013 02:48:42 AM from Twitter Web Client
The calm before the release
She was an american girl.
Saturday, August 17, 2013 06:15:57 PM from Twitter for Android
Sorry. I couldn't see anything over how shiny Aurigemma's wife's engagement ring is.
Saturday, August 17, 2013 05:45:32 PM from Twitter for Android
Why don't you tweet "don't tell me when to take lunch you're an asshole" Eric
Saturday, August 17, 2013 05:01:26 PM from Twitter for Android
System crashed this weekend. No one on duty. I'm fired
Saturday, August 17, 2013 04:36:29 PM from Twitter for Android