RT @XtinaSchelin: Why did I think I'd be useful at work today? Why? #headache #starving #meetings
Wednesday, July 31, 2013 01:31:27 PM from Twitter Web Client
I'm fucking huge. Need to get rid of this tire belly
Wednesday, July 31, 2013 01:31:01 PM from Twitter Web Client
I just called the COO a fucking idiot out loud in front of everyone.
Wednesday, July 31, 2013 10:34:28 AM from Twitter Web Client
I feel like a lard assed fat fuck. My jeans are strangling me
Wednesday, July 31, 2013 10:05:39 AM from Twitter Web Client
Stein: "I'm eating a McDonald's Steak, egg and cheese"
Wednesday, July 31, 2013 09:31:50 AM from Twitter Web Client
I want to take a baseball bat and destroy shit Big Papi style
Wednesday, July 31, 2013 08:35:20 AM from Twitter for Android
And I'm late. And my phone doesn't type properly or get internet because its a piece of shit. Job took 25 years off my life.
Wednesday, July 31, 2013 08:34:59 AM from Twitter for Android
My fucking scheduled job didn't run last night. This would be the 12th time something fucked up I'm responsible for #fired #failure #useless
Wednesday, July 31, 2013 08:33:29 AM from Twitter for Android
Oh I can see were off to a goo start this fucking morning. #fuckallofyoucunts
Wednesday, July 31, 2013 08:30:28 AM from Twitter for Android
I keep forgetting to watch Ray Donovan.
Wednesday, July 31, 2013 03:14:09 AM from Twitter for Android
Two things I cannot wait for: The Moto X and @arod's suspension
Wednesday, July 31, 2013 02:13:05 AM from Twitter Web Client
I can't code or script a fucking thing today. I'm borderline useless and have no fuckin idea what I'm doing
WHY IS IT IMPOSSIBLE TO MOVE FILES AND SUBFOLDERS IN WINDOWS FROM THE FUCKING COMMAND LINE OR POWERSHELL. CUNTS
@__JLu Also, starting in 4.3, they added TRIM, so devices won't get slow as hell over time: http://t.co/MKJ6iikmo0