RT @XtinaSchelin: Why did I think I'd be useful at work today? Why? #headache #starving #meetings

Wednesday, July 31, 2013 01:31:27 PM from Twitter Web Client

I'm fucking huge. Need to get rid of this tire belly

Wednesday, July 31, 2013 01:31:01 PM from Twitter Web Client

I just called the COO a fucking idiot out loud in front of everyone.

Wednesday, July 31, 2013 10:34:28 AM from Twitter Web Client

I feel like a lard assed fat fuck. My jeans are strangling me

Wednesday, July 31, 2013 10:05:39 AM from Twitter Web Client

Stein: "I'm eating a McDonald's Steak, egg and cheese"

Wednesday, July 31, 2013 09:31:50 AM from Twitter Web Client

#meltdownlikebynes

Wednesday, July 31, 2013 08:35:39 AM from Twitter for Android

I want to take a baseball bat and destroy shit Big Papi style

Wednesday, July 31, 2013 08:35:20 AM from Twitter for Android

And I'm late. And my phone doesn't type properly or get internet because its a piece of shit. Job took 25 years off my life.

Wednesday, July 31, 2013 08:34:59 AM from Twitter for Android

My fucking scheduled job didn't run last night. This would be the 12th time something fucked up I'm responsible for #fired #failure #useless

Wednesday, July 31, 2013 08:33:29 AM from Twitter for Android

Oh I can see were off to a goo start this fucking morning. #fuckallofyoucunts

Wednesday, July 31, 2013 08:30:28 AM from Twitter for Android

I keep forgetting to watch Ray Donovan.

Wednesday, July 31, 2013 03:14:09 AM from Twitter for Android

Two things I cannot wait for: The Moto X and @arod's suspension

Wednesday, July 31, 2013 02:13:05 AM from Twitter Web Client

I can't code or script a fucking thing today. I'm borderline useless and have no fuckin idea what I'm doing

Tuesday, July 30, 2013 12:35:06 PM from Twitter Web Client

WHY IS IT IMPOSSIBLE TO MOVE FILES AND SUBFOLDERS IN WINDOWS FROM THE FUCKING COMMAND LINE OR POWERSHELL. CUNTS

Tuesday, July 30, 2013 12:01:12 PM from Twitter Web Client

@__JLu Also, starting in 4.3, they added TRIM, so devices won't get slow as hell over time: http://t.co/MKJ6iikmo0

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Tuesday, July 30, 2013 10:06:16 AM from Twitter Web Client