We don't need no charlie card we taking cabs home taking taking cabs home (or hitchin a ride with max)
Saturday, August 24, 2013 12:37:46 AM from Twitter for Android
Lurking timid Englishman
Saturday, August 24, 2013 12:36:44 AM from Twitter for Android
Lacking twat emphasis
Saturday, August 24, 2013 12:35:40 AM from Twitter for Android
Lumpy tumor emergency
Friday, August 23, 2013 11:32:50 PM from Twitter for Android
Limited Titty Embrace? Lithium tits exposed?
Friday, August 23, 2013 11:30:03 PM from Twitter for Android
Verizon 4G LTE. What does that stand for? Left Testicle exposed? Lick the elbow?
Friday, August 23, 2013 11:27:59 PM from Twitter for Android
Annnnnnd I ended up in the hood in Boston
Friday, August 23, 2013 11:01:12 PM from Twitter for Android
Wow the LIRR is a piece of shit. How are there no seats at 10:40 Am off peak?
Friday, August 23, 2013 10:39:34 AM from Twitter for Android
Cuncel da human race: http://t.co/Ay7n1Y7Odz
Just blocked event invites on Facebook from Becky Karen Meza on the grounds that I don't give a fuck about your 5000 fitness events
I'm the gayest for steel drums
Thursday, August 22, 2013 08:22:02 PM from Twitter for Android
Whoever's got the herbs up in this bitch. Sheeeeeit
Thursday, August 22, 2013 07:11:21 PM from Twitter for Android
Cheeseburger in paradise bitches
Thursday, August 22, 2013 06:08:01 PM from Twitter for Android
¿En los jorts?
Thursday, August 22, 2013 05:06:15 PM from Twitter for Android
Get a load of this old stud mackin it on the grannies http://t.co/M6xnhpZRWw
Thursday, August 22, 2013 04:57:33 PM from Twitter for Android