We don't need no charlie card we taking cabs home taking taking cabs home (or hitchin a ride with max)

Saturday, August 24, 2013 12:37:46 AM from Twitter for Android

Lurking timid Englishman

Saturday, August 24, 2013 12:36:44 AM from Twitter for Android

Lacking twat emphasis

Saturday, August 24, 2013 12:35:40 AM from Twitter for Android

Lumpy tumor emergency

Friday, August 23, 2013 11:32:50 PM from Twitter for Android

Limited Titty Embrace? Lithium tits exposed?

Friday, August 23, 2013 11:30:03 PM from Twitter for Android

Verizon 4G LTE. What does that stand for? Left Testicle exposed? Lick the elbow?

Friday, August 23, 2013 11:27:59 PM from Twitter for Android

Annnnnnd I ended up in the hood in Boston

Friday, August 23, 2013 11:01:12 PM from Twitter for Android

Wow the LIRR is a piece of shit. How are there no seats at 10:40 Am off peak?

Friday, August 23, 2013 10:39:34 AM from Twitter for Android

Cuncel da human race: http://t.co/Ay7n1Y7Odz

Friday, August 23, 2013 01:47:11 AM from Twitter Web Client

Just blocked event invites on Facebook from Becky Karen Meza on the grounds that I don't give a fuck about your 5000 fitness events

Friday, August 23, 2013 01:37:57 AM from Twitter Web Client

I'm the gayest for steel drums

Thursday, August 22, 2013 08:22:02 PM from Twitter for Android

Whoever's got the herbs up in this bitch. Sheeeeeit

Thursday, August 22, 2013 07:11:21 PM from Twitter for Android

Cheeseburger in paradise bitches

Thursday, August 22, 2013 06:08:01 PM from Twitter for Android

¿En los jorts?

Thursday, August 22, 2013 05:06:15 PM from Twitter for Android

Get a load of this old stud mackin it on the grannies http://t.co/M6xnhpZRWw

Thursday, August 22, 2013 04:57:33 PM from Twitter for Android