@ky9 Yankees suck a huge D this season and I hope the have Arod killed off
Saturday, August 03, 2013 05:27:29 PM from Twitter for Android
@ky9 what is this patience you speak of? I have none, especially if you ride the subway every day
Saturday, August 03, 2013 05:17:18 PM from Twitter for Android
@ky9 how do you not want to jump off a bridge rooting for that team?
Saturday, August 03, 2013 04:48:47 PM from Twitter for Android
These chicks this waiter may or may not have tapped are hideous. Legit I'd rather have Mokey get with him.
Saturday, August 03, 2013 04:35:00 PM from Twitter for Android
Our waiter is 100% banging sluts in the bathroom.
Saturday, August 03, 2013 04:21:32 PM from Twitter for Android
My Bau has the prettiest blue eyes
Saturday, August 03, 2013 04:11:30 PM from Twitter for Android
Mokey went blanco
Saturday, August 03, 2013 03:22:04 PM from Twitter for Android
RT @KFCBarstool I'd put my dick in a wood chipper right now to switch to Fios
Saturday, August 03, 2013 01:02:25 AM from Twitter Web Client
Updated WordPress. Hope it doesn't break my Twitter app...
Saturday, August 03, 2013 12:21:18 AM from Twitter Web Client
Mango... I say Mongo
Thursday, August 01, 2013 10:01:26 PM from Twitter for Android
I'd like to know why the work shitter is always jammed. Can't even take a peaceful crap...
Thursday, August 01, 2013 05:38:15 PM from Twitter for Android
Are they serious? Why the fuck would the Moto X launch with 4.2.2 when 4.3 is out already.
Thursday, August 01, 2013 03:21:50 PM from Twitter Web Client
Happy Moto X announcement/(release?) day!
Thursday, August 01, 2013 07:44:51 AM from Twitter for Android
Dear tweeps, sorry I was a cray cray on here earlier. I'm chill now. Ya heard?
-jor
Wednesday, July 31, 2013 11:53:38 PM from Twitter for Android