When Kramer hears about this, the shit's gonna hit the fan http://t.co/t9zoXW1imO

Thursday, August 29, 2013 01:33:58 AM from Twitter Web Client

Rackspace Cloud couldn't recover our slice after a host machine failure. I didn't have an image. Jesus fucking Christ.

Thursday, August 29, 2013 01:30:15 AM from Twitter Web Client

What the fuck happened to the Windows 8 Foursquare app? It got pulled? The eff, Microsoft.

Wednesday, August 28, 2013 09:11:04 PM from Twitter Web Client

I have a dreamcast! http://t.co/s41iDawszw

Wednesday, August 28, 2013 09:08:00 PM from Twitter Web Client

Protip: The RackSpace Cloud sucks balls. Do not use it

Wednesday, August 28, 2013 03:57:11 PM from Twitter Web Client

#positivetweets

Wednesday, August 28, 2013 10:06:53 AM from Twitter for Android

The a/c in this train is phenominal

Wednesday, August 28, 2013 10:06:38 AM from Twitter for Android

Upgraded my gnex to 4.3. Works grand

Wednesday, August 28, 2013 09:59:37 AM from Twitter for Android

Fuckin Windows 98 was more stable than our system

Tuesday, August 27, 2013 08:03:53 PM from Twitter for Android

Whoever burned popcorn in this office really needs to go fuck themselves

Tuesday, August 27, 2013 06:24:22 PM from Twitter Web Client

RT @GadsdenMarc: When we attack Syria because of WMDs and we find out there are no WMDs in Syria, do we get to incessantly call for Obama's…

Tuesday, August 27, 2013 11:01:33 AM from Twitter for Android

VP of engineering lost it on someone in his office. I was staring and got caught looking. hhhhhhhhh

Tuesday, August 27, 2013 09:38:39 AM from Twitter Web Client

My old assed galaxy nexus can eat a dick next week. Moto X here I come. We hope the internet works better on it. This one sucked since day 1

Monday, August 26, 2013 06:26:20 PM from Twitter for Android

RT @VZWnews: Ready to #MeetMotoX with Verizon #4G LTE? Available online 8/29 & in stores in the coming weeks. $199.99 on contract http://t.…

Monday, August 26, 2013 05:25:08 PM from Twitter Web Client

i was some kind of weird yesterday and wrote a script to help with today's rollout. it ran perfectly today and helped immensely.

Monday, August 26, 2013 01:33:35 PM from Twitter Web Client