I need a cheeseburger
I mean... My photobomb > Ryanes tits
I'm very offended that I did the best photobomb of all time and Freddy didn't even take a group pic. He took ryannes fits instead
Stones to led zep? Im gettin hammered. And I want a fuckin cheeseburger
I'm gonna lay down a sick drum track to the stones and Dave Grohl is gonna teach me
There's a lot of boogers up in that bitch
What dumb bastard thought it was good to make a Bronx brewery? Beers, like the entire boro, suck ballsssssss
PS I'm at a bar with no signal but sexts go through, so I'm tweeting via text message again
I'm gonna need a cheeseburger
Gaurav's screensaver is blowing my mind right now. Fuckin acid trip tunnel sex magik
Thursday, August 29, 2013 06:09:00 PM from Twitter Web Client
Why would these dumb ass bitches install SQL Server reporting services on a fucking web server? Another thing for me to reconfigure
Thursday, August 29, 2013 04:13:44 PM from Twitter Web Client
It looks like I have a fuckin smallpox scab on my face
Thursday, August 29, 2013 04:03:20 PM from Twitter Web Client
I'm sorry, but Marcy Playground's first album is absolutely phenominal #90s
Thursday, August 29, 2013 01:14:56 PM from Twitter Web Client
@KeriAHarrison I take it one step further. I elbow check, walk into, push and/or yell at assholes who can't walk RIGHT on the street.
Thursday, August 29, 2013 12:29:02 PM from Twitter Web Client
Fuckin pineapple juice leaked all over my clothes in my bag
Thursday, August 29, 2013 12:26:27 PM from Twitter Web Client