Mal's so smart looking in glasses. I'd bang her.

Saturday, August 10, 2013 02:16:54 PM from Twitter for Android

Girl u look good when you back that app up

Saturday, August 10, 2013 02:15:38 PM from Twitter for Android

Lotta cookies here

Saturday, August 10, 2013 01:26:52 PM from Twitter for Android

pregaming shit is the worst. Almost peed myself you guys

Saturday, August 10, 2013 01:17:19 PM from Twitter for Android

RHYTHM IS A DANCERR

Saturday, August 10, 2013 12:14:41 PM from Twitter for Android

90s techno and champagne. LA Bouche, Amber, Mr.President, Quad City DJs,Technotronic... I'm the straightest...

Saturday, August 10, 2013 12:03:41 PM from Twitter for Android

Bartender at Dakota has the most sand in her vajay.

Friday, August 09, 2013 09:30:20 PM from Twitter for Android

STP on at the bar. I'm fucking pumped #arodsucks

Friday, August 09, 2013 08:47:16 PM from Twitter for Android

At the bar. Yankee game on. Wish I could get audio on the ARod Bronx cheer

Friday, August 09, 2013 08:12:31 PM from Twitter for Android

My boss has a cock on his shirt. Thanks Alex for pointing this out.

Friday, August 09, 2013 07:24:44 PM from Twitter for Android

Bitches @ Booker http://t.co/VEc0qexPSN

Friday, August 09, 2013 04:36:28 PM from Instagram

Firefox. Now worse than Internet Explorer

Friday, August 09, 2013 03:20:47 PM from Twitter Web Client

Can't even take a shit here without a text from boss man asking where I am. After he wouldnt let me take lunch because out system is a piece

Friday, August 09, 2013 03:05:31 PM from Twitter Web Client

"did you eat lunch yet?"
"no"
"Well get something now and get your ass back here"
*laughs*
"I'm not joking. We need you both from 2-4"

Friday, August 09, 2013 01:34:06 PM from Twitter Web Client

It's a soft day

Friday, August 09, 2013 12:38:59 PM from Twitter Web Client