I need a cheeseburger

Thursday, August 29, 2013 10:26:00 PM from txt

I mean... My photobomb > Ryanes tits

Thursday, August 29, 2013 09:59:34 PM from txt

I'm very offended that I did the best photobomb of all time and Freddy didn't even take a group pic. He took ryannes fits instead

Thursday, August 29, 2013 09:59:09 PM from txt

Stones to led zep? Im gettin hammered. And I want a fuckin cheeseburger

Thursday, August 29, 2013 09:38:11 PM from txt

I'm gonna lay down a sick drum track to the stones and Dave Grohl is gonna teach me

Thursday, August 29, 2013 09:32:26 PM from txt

There's a lot of boogers up in that bitch

Thursday, August 29, 2013 09:23:06 PM from txt

What dumb bastard thought it was good to make a Bronx brewery? Beers, like the entire boro, suck ballsssssss

Thursday, August 29, 2013 09:22:05 PM from txt

PS I'm at a bar with no signal but sexts go through, so I'm tweeting via text message again

Thursday, August 29, 2013 09:01:28 PM from txt

I'm gonna need a cheeseburger

Thursday, August 29, 2013 09:00:42 PM from txt

Gaurav's screensaver is blowing my mind right now. Fuckin acid trip tunnel sex magik

Thursday, August 29, 2013 06:09:00 PM from Twitter Web Client

Why would these dumb ass bitches install SQL Server reporting services on a fucking web server? Another thing for me to reconfigure

Thursday, August 29, 2013 04:13:44 PM from Twitter Web Client

It looks like I have a fuckin smallpox scab on my face

Thursday, August 29, 2013 04:03:20 PM from Twitter Web Client

I'm sorry, but Marcy Playground's first album is absolutely phenominal #90s

Thursday, August 29, 2013 01:14:56 PM from Twitter Web Client

@KeriAHarrison I take it one step further. I elbow check, walk into, push and/or yell at assholes who can't walk RIGHT on the street.

In reply to @KeriAHarrison's tweet

Thursday, August 29, 2013 12:29:02 PM from Twitter Web Client

Fuckin pineapple juice leaked all over my clothes in my bag

Thursday, August 29, 2013 12:26:27 PM from Twitter Web Client