Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

BSB I want it that way music video on at the bar. Reminds me if me and @SonicBlur23 in the car

SSIS Configuration makes me want to OD on xanax

First you want me to get to the point. Now you want me to be a little more clear? Now you're deaded and get NOTHING from me today.

Jesus Christ. Please explain to me how this image got uploaded to a production webserver in the web root? http://t.co/iQ8zVQihzS

@scoopANDslam LOL. Jered. Jeff Weaver got caught smoking in a plane bathrooms while trying to bang flight attendants

It's 2013. If you autoplay music on your corporate website, you deserve to go out of business. This is neither 2001 nor MySpace

Whenever piece of shit Firefox crashes, I always troll them. These comments are public btw http://t.co/CrJuy7ewSv

See... I don't mess around. I told you it was public. #firefoxsucks Even with a clean profile and no extensions... http://t.co/QwpQbjrc9j

[3:32:23 PM] Gio: You wore a nice shirt yesterday. 100000:2

[3:31:41 PM] Joe P: Gio's douche comment to nice comment ratio is 1000000:1

Brent Ozar is going over our queries and just found a query that, in his words, "Sucks the big one"

I'm a linebacker!

Joe P: "The way we implemented it was like if a clown picked up darts and started throwing them at a fucking dart board" #booker

Fuck the fucking RackSpace Cloud. Get me AWS up in this bitch