In the words of Xtina: You suck diseased donkey wang

Tuesday, August 20, 2013 02:48:42 AM from Twitter Web Client

The calm before the release

Monday, August 19, 2013 11:32:02 PM from Twitter Web Client

She was an american girl.

Saturday, August 17, 2013 06:15:57 PM from Twitter for Android

Sorry. I couldn't see anything over how shiny Aurigemma's wife's engagement ring is.

Saturday, August 17, 2013 05:45:32 PM from Twitter for Android

Why don't you tweet "don't tell me when to take lunch you're an asshole" Eric

Saturday, August 17, 2013 05:01:26 PM from Twitter for Android

System crashed this weekend. No one on duty. I'm fired

Saturday, August 17, 2013 04:36:29 PM from Twitter for Android

These farting motherfuckers left without saying bye? What a bunch of assholes.

Saturday, August 17, 2013 04:20:50 PM from Twitter for Android

"I'm a little short on cash this week so if you don't want me to open my mouth, you better be taking me to a a steak dinner"

Saturday, August 17, 2013 04:02:59 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm am SO doing Creed karaoke later.... 🎵🎵SHOULDVE BEEN DEAD ON A SUNDAY MORNING🎵🎵

Saturday, August 17, 2013 03:11:08 PM from Twitter for Android

Props to the 1993 Chevy Lumina van rockin the club on the steering wheel. You know that's the hot ride to steal these days.

Saturday, August 17, 2013 12:36:42 PM from Twitter for Android

It's beer o'clock in the office. I don't want any. What the fuck happened.

Friday, August 16, 2013 03:54:12 PM from Twitter Web Client

Gonna try something new. Something just happened that usually would have caused me to rage or get even. I'm going to just be like whatever

Friday, August 16, 2013 01:04:21 PM from Twitter Web Client

@dannyrob88 You're a dick.

In reply to @dannyrob88's tweet

Friday, August 16, 2013 10:10:41 AM from Twitter Web Client

this guy can officially go fuck himself

Friday, August 16, 2013 09:30:54 AM from Twitter Web Client

LudaChristmas

Thursday, August 15, 2013 09:47:30 PM from Twitter for Android