Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

I do shots like a pussy these days

If you're not watching this game rooting for Mo, you are NOT a Yankee fan

@BarstoolJJ FUCK don't put mothafuckin Hughes in

Mothafuckin Mariano golden fuckin Rivera. GOD

Depending on how drunk I get tonight, I might un-Cuncel da Yankees

Clune. Don't even try to bend your ass at me like that. This is dangerous

At least Hughes' collapse isn't as grand as Tebow's

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL @PhilHughes65 to the bullpen. I said this a year ago bro: http://t.co/lBSLU8QiVc AND https://t.co/VHjGE6mS96

They wanted to go to the bar, but I'm over here gettin hammered writing some deployment scripts for our new load balanced staging gig

beer and free salad... Breakfast of champions!

Executive assistant just caught me talking to myself in the kitchen doing a Joba style fistpump saying "Robocopy is the tits!" #resigning

@VZWSupport @__JLu Nice bot, Verizon... Now actually fix your shit so I can auto activate phones without calling a live rep

“...no amount of American lives can resolve the political disagreement that lies at the heart of someone else’s civil war.” - Obama in 2007

This is the ugliest assed pigeon I've ever seen in my life. Bro, get your feathers together. You're horrid. http://t.co/TAwwSD62K1

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