In the words of Xtina: You suck diseased donkey wang
Tuesday, August 20, 2013 02:48:42 AM from Twitter Web Client
The calm before the release
She was an american girl.
Saturday, August 17, 2013 06:15:57 PM from Twitter for Android
Sorry. I couldn't see anything over how shiny Aurigemma's wife's engagement ring is.
Saturday, August 17, 2013 05:45:32 PM from Twitter for Android
Why don't you tweet "don't tell me when to take lunch you're an asshole" Eric
Saturday, August 17, 2013 05:01:26 PM from Twitter for Android
System crashed this weekend. No one on duty. I'm fired
Saturday, August 17, 2013 04:36:29 PM from Twitter for Android
These farting motherfuckers left without saying bye? What a bunch of assholes.
Saturday, August 17, 2013 04:20:50 PM from Twitter for Android
"I'm a little short on cash this week so if you don't want me to open my mouth, you better be taking me to a a steak dinner"
Saturday, August 17, 2013 04:02:59 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm am SO doing Creed karaoke later.... 🎵🎵SHOULDVE BEEN DEAD ON A SUNDAY MORNING🎵🎵
Saturday, August 17, 2013 03:11:08 PM from Twitter for Android
Props to the 1993 Chevy Lumina van rockin the club on the steering wheel. You know that's the hot ride to steal these days.
Saturday, August 17, 2013 12:36:42 PM from Twitter for Android
It's beer o'clock in the office. I don't want any. What the fuck happened.
Gonna try something new. Something just happened that usually would have caused me to rage or get even. I'm going to just be like whatever
@dannyrob88 You're a dick.
this guy can officially go fuck himself
LudaChristmas
Thursday, August 15, 2013 09:47:30 PM from Twitter for Android