Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

Ain't nothing better than having to do 8am server maintenance on Labor Day... #cuncelmyfreedom

Absolutely crippled. I pulled every possible upper body muscle doing some pole acrobatics on the R train Friday night... I'm batshit crazy

If this dumbass country goes to war with Syria, I'm gonna cuncel America.

Second week in a row I fucked up the Sunday Sudoku in the Daily News. Dumbass bitch... So mad at myself.

I'm called a Bau!
I'm not about to blow it now
for all the Baus

I bet @SonicBlur23 goes on chickenpubes .com on a regular basis.

Where does one purchase ground bison meat?

Chillllllin this fine Saturday. Brahs

Just got called in to do an emergency release at work because our devs can't use dates. September 31 crashed our app guys

Time Warner Cable chokes on the tiniest cock possible. A fuckin cup and string can provide better internet service

Mad question askin, blunt passin...

C notes by the layers, true fuckin players

My superiors need to stop giving me titty twisters at the bar, especially when I'm on call.

Labor day weekend ruined by an understaffed, shittily coded piece of shit crashy system that I have to watch.

Gave up on the cheeseburger idea for a falafel cart. Then gave up on that and got papa johns instead. Hhhhb