Can I go home now?

Tuesday, August 13, 2013 09:48:29 AM from Twitter Web Client

#fail typed ipconfig on Linux. Typed ifconfig in Windows... =(

Monday, August 12, 2013 10:13:27 PM from Twitter Web Client

Stein: "If they fluoridated beer, I'd probably have better teeth"

Monday, August 12, 2013 05:20:37 PM from Twitter Web Client

Gabe: "Have you ever read the bible? Filthiest fucking book you'll ever read"

Monday, August 12, 2013 04:50:00 PM from Twitter Web Client

"Take a look @ the train driver next time he pulls into the station. Dude always looks like he’s one delay away from licking the third rail"

Monday, August 12, 2013 04:26:15 PM from Twitter Web Client

Jesus Christ Dave Robertson. You're amazing and probably my next closer, but you spam the fuck out of twitter. Unfollowed.

Monday, August 12, 2013 10:12:55 AM from Twitter Web Client

Our error log is great. Not only does it not log errors, but you can't search through it. So useful!

Monday, August 12, 2013 10:11:25 AM from Twitter Web Client

Everyone stop quoting Breaking Bad. You're not cool.

Monday, August 12, 2013 01:25:26 AM from Twitter Web Client

A chick biting her lip is like "hey we need to fuck right now" right?

Saturday, August 10, 2013 07:16:00 PM from Twitter for Android

Presidente

Saturday, August 10, 2013 06:39:43 PM from Twitter for Android

Mal is all ratchet

Saturday, August 10, 2013 03:55:55 PM from Twitter for Android

Mr. Boombastic

Saturday, August 10, 2013 03:41:13 PM from Twitter for Android

Wasted

Saturday, August 10, 2013 03:33:48 PM from Twitter for Android

Bau cured my hiccups

Saturday, August 10, 2013 03:10:36 PM from Twitter for Android

@XtinaSchelin happy birffday xtina, my favorite script kiddie!!! #python #.net

In reply to @XtinaSchelin's tweet

Saturday, August 10, 2013 02:19:38 PM from Twitter for Android