Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

Gurrrrrllll. It's a crime to wear white pants after Labor Day. Derrr common sense. It's just not acceptable

Unlike #booker, my web app has 3 9s of reliability, and that's without any failover or redundancy. Booker? 97% uptime http://t.co/cpMsBI18tL

Said he had beef. Asked me if I had piece. Sure do. Two 22s in my shoes

Hugs for the honeys. Pounds for the roughnecks....

Tkray deserves no less than to croak of hepatitis

@Fantasy_Mania I know y'all bastards are all about football now, but make Lessard's out of office auto-reply stop spamming the wasabi league

Yanks coulda come back for the wildcard but if they're gonna lose bullshit games to the Sox, I'm gonna re-cuncel DA saeson

I hope TKray dies in a bus fire

I might cunt punt TK

Welp. Accidentally just screamed DANGER at the top of my lungs at a bouncer... Oops

Christ, @Lennon. Way to sneak up on me and interrupt my Facebook, Twitter, Instagram browsing. Thought the system crashed or it was my boss.

Fuckin 95% CPU all day on our DB, fuckin deadlocks. Jesus Christ...

RT @BarstoolJJ: Eat 2 dicks “@KFCBarstool: NOTHING better than a Mariano blown save”

Edgar: "I need more white friends" #ShitNoOneSays