Cheers to @MalJNew selling @getbooker at the bar

Saturday, August 24, 2013 08:20:29 PM from Twitter for Android

RT @EricMinick: "You took the whole dev team down because you took the lazy way out" #CITCON Quality is fast

Saturday, August 24, 2013 05:25:46 PM from Twitter Web Client

Wtf is this magical orange jellybean acid trip tree? http://t.co/f7MkWNuaQq

Saturday, August 24, 2013 01:50:09 AM from Twitter for Android

I legit haven't tweeted much in a while soooo now I'm doing it.

Saturday, August 24, 2013 12:43:52 AM from Twitter for Android

I'm the cockiest. Get it?

Saturday, August 24, 2013 12:43:24 AM from Twitter for Android

Anyone remember that system song about how my cock is much bigger than yours? Well, it is.

Saturday, August 24, 2013 12:39:01 AM from Twitter for Android

We don't need no charlie card we taking cabs home taking taking cabs home (or hitchin a ride with max)

Saturday, August 24, 2013 12:37:46 AM from Twitter for Android

Lurking timid Englishman

Saturday, August 24, 2013 12:36:44 AM from Twitter for Android

Lacking twat emphasis

Saturday, August 24, 2013 12:35:40 AM from Twitter for Android

Lumpy tumor emergency

Friday, August 23, 2013 11:32:50 PM from Twitter for Android

Limited Titty Embrace? Lithium tits exposed?

Friday, August 23, 2013 11:30:03 PM from Twitter for Android

Verizon 4G LTE. What does that stand for? Left Testicle exposed? Lick the elbow?

Friday, August 23, 2013 11:27:59 PM from Twitter for Android

Annnnnnd I ended up in the hood in Boston

Friday, August 23, 2013 11:01:12 PM from Twitter for Android

Wow the LIRR is a piece of shit. How are there no seats at 10:40 Am off peak?

Friday, August 23, 2013 10:39:34 AM from Twitter for Android

Cuncel da human race: http://t.co/Ay7n1Y7Odz

Friday, August 23, 2013 01:47:11 AM from Twitter Web Client