Cheers to @MalJNew selling @getbooker at the bar
Saturday, August 24, 2013 08:20:29 PM from Twitter for Android
RT @EricMinick: "You took the whole dev team down because you took the lazy way out" #CITCON Quality is fast
Saturday, August 24, 2013 05:25:46 PM from Twitter Web Client
Wtf is this magical orange jellybean acid trip tree? http://t.co/f7MkWNuaQq
Saturday, August 24, 2013 01:50:09 AM from Twitter for Android
I legit haven't tweeted much in a while soooo now I'm doing it.
Saturday, August 24, 2013 12:43:52 AM from Twitter for Android
I'm the cockiest. Get it?
Saturday, August 24, 2013 12:43:24 AM from Twitter for Android
Anyone remember that system song about how my cock is much bigger than yours? Well, it is.
Saturday, August 24, 2013 12:39:01 AM from Twitter for Android
We don't need no charlie card we taking cabs home taking taking cabs home (or hitchin a ride with max)
Saturday, August 24, 2013 12:37:46 AM from Twitter for Android
Lurking timid Englishman
Saturday, August 24, 2013 12:36:44 AM from Twitter for Android
Lacking twat emphasis
Saturday, August 24, 2013 12:35:40 AM from Twitter for Android
Lumpy tumor emergency
Friday, August 23, 2013 11:32:50 PM from Twitter for Android
Limited Titty Embrace? Lithium tits exposed?
Friday, August 23, 2013 11:30:03 PM from Twitter for Android
Verizon 4G LTE. What does that stand for? Left Testicle exposed? Lick the elbow?
Friday, August 23, 2013 11:27:59 PM from Twitter for Android
Annnnnnd I ended up in the hood in Boston
Friday, August 23, 2013 11:01:12 PM from Twitter for Android
Wow the LIRR is a piece of shit. How are there no seats at 10:40 Am off peak?
Friday, August 23, 2013 10:39:34 AM from Twitter for Android
Cuncel da human race: http://t.co/Ay7n1Y7Odz