Whoever burned popcorn in this office really needs to go fuck themselves
Tuesday, August 27, 2013 06:24:22 PM from Twitter Web Client
RT @GadsdenMarc: When we attack Syria because of WMDs and we find out there are no WMDs in Syria, do we get to incessantly call for Obama's…
Tuesday, August 27, 2013 11:01:33 AM from Twitter for Android
VP of engineering lost it on someone in his office. I was staring and got caught looking. hhhhhhhhh
Tuesday, August 27, 2013 09:38:39 AM from Twitter Web Client
My old assed galaxy nexus can eat a dick next week. Moto X here I come. We hope the internet works better on it. This one sucked since day 1
Monday, August 26, 2013 06:26:20 PM from Twitter for Android
RT @VZWnews: Ready to #MeetMotoX with Verizon #4G LTE? Available online 8/29 & in stores in the coming weeks. $199.99 on contract http://t.…
i was some kind of weird yesterday and wrote a script to help with today's rollout. it ran perfectly today and helped immensely.
FUCKING ampersand in this password. Escaping ampersands in bash when you need to write it out to a file is bull fucking shit
Absolutely OBSESSED with Dave Grohl: http://t.co/GAgXolmfHR
Dr. Drew should do a Candy Crush Rehab show or some shit
RT @KFCBarstool: Chris Christie's FUPA - Stronger Than The Storm
Sunday, August 25, 2013 05:35:29 PM from Twitter for Android
RT @KFCBarstool: How much money do you think Chris Christie would have to pay a woman to go down on him? 1 billion? 2? Infinity?
Sunday, August 25, 2013 05:33:11 PM from Twitter for Android
Saukerlina
Sunday, August 25, 2013 03:16:29 PM from Twitter for Android
Yes. I was at one of Microsoft's facilities the day Steve Ballmer decided to pack it in. #noonecares #uselesstweet
Sunday, August 25, 2013 01:10:33 AM from Twitter for Android
Mal and I may fight over the drummer
Saturday, August 24, 2013 08:28:11 PM from Twitter for Android
This guy playing guitar at Quincy Market is 100% @JFeitelberg from barstool. 100%
Saturday, August 24, 2013 08:27:25 PM from Twitter for Android