Yo Eastchester.... Cut out this siren shit at 2am.... If not like anyone's on the road...

Wednesday, September 18, 2013 02:01:34 AM from Twitter for Android

My GI tract can really go fuck itself the past few weeks. This is some bullshit (literally)

Tuesday, September 17, 2013 08:05:47 PM from Twitter Web Client

But what the fuck is this query doing? Deleting our 900GB DB character by character? Fucking shit is running all day

Tuesday, September 17, 2013 05:22:48 PM from Twitter Web Client

@XtinaSchelin What is your opinion of using a positive anymore? http://t.co/mjXO5boQNi

Tuesday, September 17, 2013 01:04:14 AM from Twitter Web Client

Fox 5 news at 10 keeps ripping on China so hard, it's getting hysterical

Monday, September 16, 2013 10:21:07 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm a crazy assed bitch.

Monday, September 16, 2013 07:56:41 PM from Twitter for Android

@__JLu Sometimes I write notes to myself as tweets and search them later using my twitter app.

In reply to @__JLu's tweet

Monday, September 16, 2013 04:19:36 PM from Twitter Web Client

Disable UAC: REG ADD HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Policies\System\ /v EnableLUA /t REG_DWORD /d 00000000 /f

Monday, September 16, 2013 04:04:12 PM from Twitter Web Client

HOLD THE PHONE. New York State changed the licenses again? They're no longer flexible? The fuck. That was NY's signature

Monday, September 16, 2013 01:32:17 PM from Twitter Web Client

What in the actual fuck is wrong with skype this morning.

Monday, September 16, 2013 11:39:25 AM from Twitter Web Client

CUNCEL DA ROLLOUT

Monday, September 16, 2013 09:03:06 AM from Twitter Web Client

Riding the L train bus...

Saturday, September 14, 2013 06:48:26 PM from Twitter for Android

Jarell llllllll

Friday, September 13, 2013 10:47:24 PM from Twitter for Android

Joe Stein is the legit awesome

Friday, September 13, 2013 09:51:10 PM from Twitter for Android

Joe Stein is a fuckin nutjob and the bomb. Com

Friday, September 13, 2013 09:12:07 PM from Twitter for Android