Time Warner Cable chokes on the tiniest cock possible. A fuckin cup and string can provide better internet service
Mad question askin, blunt passin...
Friday, August 30, 2013 08:50:04 PM from Twitter for Android
C notes by the layers, true fuckin players
Friday, August 30, 2013 08:48:15 PM from Twitter for Android
My superiors need to stop giving me titty twisters at the bar, especially when I'm on call.
Friday, August 30, 2013 08:46:49 PM from Twitter for Android
Labor day weekend ruined by an understaffed, shittily coded piece of shit crashy system that I have to watch.
Gave up on the cheeseburger idea for a falafel cart. Then gave up on that and got papa johns instead. Hhhhb
Thursday, August 29, 2013 11:09:07 PM from Twitter for Android
I need a cheeseburger
I mean... My photobomb > Ryanes tits
I'm very offended that I did the best photobomb of all time and Freddy didn't even take a group pic. He took ryannes fits instead
Stones to led zep? Im gettin hammered. And I want a fuckin cheeseburger
I'm gonna lay down a sick drum track to the stones and Dave Grohl is gonna teach me
There's a lot of boogers up in that bitch
What dumb bastard thought it was good to make a Bronx brewery? Beers, like the entire boro, suck ballsssssss
PS I'm at a bar with no signal but sexts go through, so I'm tweeting via text message again
I'm gonna need a cheeseburger