Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

beer and free salad... Breakfast of champions!

Executive assistant just caught me talking to myself in the kitchen doing a Joba style fistpump saying "Robocopy is the tits!" #resigning

@VZWSupport @__JLu Nice bot, Verizon... Now actually fix your shit so I can auto activate phones without calling a live rep

“...no amount of American lives can resolve the political disagreement that lies at the heart of someone else’s civil war.” - Obama in 2007

This is the ugliest assed pigeon I've ever seen in my life. Bro, get your feathers together. You're horrid. http://t.co/TAwwSD62K1

Testing. Tweeting from a known poor service area.

False alarm. Its fine... Also, Verizon outage in my hood. Confirmed on 2 other phones

You've gotta be fucking kidding me. This piece of shit Moto X doesn't have inline mic support on the headphone jack? No square, jawbone up.

For my first tweet on my new Moto X, I'd like to point out that I hate my fat fuckin double chin

RT @KFCBarstool: Hannah McKay is so sexy I'd 100% risk her poisoning me to death just for a chance to hit it #Dexter

Fucking @VZWSupport. Whose dick do I have to suck to activate a phone? Their automated system refuses to activate this thing

The elevators at 22 Cortlandt are slower than your mom

It's not my fault I can't look at your face if your nips are that perky through your clothes.

Yo Twitter: @Colithika is my MANG

Protip: listen to Brent Ozar. @GetBooker