Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

There is no reason I would need this at this point, but if I had money to blow and it didn't matter, GIMMIE: http://t.co/kTpgZSCPn4

Happy fall! Best time of the year!🍁🍃🍂🌿

Google absolutely killed it with the new Nexus 7 commercial. ADORABLE http://t.co/15akjUwrWB

Someone put a dick in Carrie Underwood's mouth to shut her up. Absolute disgrace. Butchering the Beatles

RT @Kmarkobarstool: Boobs presented by Sofia Vergara http://t.co/J3bv1eH2Qu

YES!! Bobby Cannavale wins! Sick role in Boardwalk Empire last season as Gyp Rosetti, although I didn't need to see your dick bro.

Cuncel da rummy game. Mover just clipped me -70 points. Guys winning by 150

"He's got some pair of flappers, that Posada" -My Grandpa, on Posada's ears

Been playing with the Foursquare API. I can now check in to work from the command line or script it. I usually forget to from my phone

Cleveland and Tampa Bay winning. If the Yanks lose, they'll be 4 GB in the wild card, so they're finished. Cuncel NY sports for 2013

This is a BULLSHIT day in NY sports. Giants choking on donkey dick and if the Yankees can't score with runners at 2nd and 3rd so CUNCEL NY

Watching the Rivera ceremony on my DVR. I miss all the old guys from the late 90s and early 2000s.

I mean, KFC is a funny ass writer, but he can eat a bag of dicks for this tweet: https://t.co/wgPCc3OAfm

Polly wants a cracker