Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

This country can suck my dick http://t.co/VfAqYUhxcr

@kerbear88 I was on a rush hour 4 to 125th st and almost had a nervous breakdown. I could bike faster

"What'd I name the Chinese place in my phone? ... Oh yeah! Amanda Baker" - @MalJNew

"I'm gonna bring us some Hpnotiq and Goldschläger"

"This is like a Jew fro moustache"

My favorite tool is a needle nose pliers pliers. Legit can do anything with it. What's yours (besides my dick)?

First time touching Drupal modules and permissions since 2010... SUCKS. "ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" -Chris Huntley @__JLu @GadsdenMarc

41 mins and counting waiting on fuckin suit approval to reboot a server that will have no impact on anything. Used to make the call myself

Working at a startup (well maybe we're not anymore), this is a fascinating read about Google's early days: http://t.co/XQdmxpT71F

Larry's a good time. A riot

#booker, where our devs spend a month optimizing the codebase and the end result is 65% worse performance.... We're awesome you guys

RT @XtinaSchelin: Sweet monkey christ, why is @FogBugz breaking so hard? #sadface

Alina = Alma
Malori = Maroney

According to 22 Cortland St. Fire Wardens...

@FogCreek's On Demand FogBugz/Kiln is choking on five cocks this morning

Its like a switch flipped. Once it hits labor day, the amount if motherfuckers on this train doubles.