Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

Protip: don't do the power hour with champagne. (1) You'll run out by like the 15th minute (2) The reflux is the worst

The money and alcohol the life of a west side playa

Hold the phone... This new software may have fixed these ass radios in my phone. Just tweeted from Crestwood where there's always no service

I don't think its remotely possible to get dealt a worse off hand in candy crush. Didn't clear one jelly the whole time

New blog post: Lenovo CEO Shares Bonus With Employees; Big Fucking Deal http://t.co/jxTct1J7b7

New blog post: A History Lesson To Mr. Barack Hussein Obama http://bit.ly/17u4piK

Ain't nothing better than having to do 8am server maintenance on Labor Day... #cuncelmyfreedom

Absolutely crippled. I pulled every possible upper body muscle doing some pole acrobatics on the R train Friday night... I'm batshit crazy

If this dumbass country goes to war with Syria, I'm gonna cuncel America.

Second week in a row I fucked up the Sunday Sudoku in the Daily News. Dumbass bitch... So mad at myself.

I'm called a Bau!
I'm not about to blow it now
for all the Baus

I bet @SonicBlur23 goes on chickenpubes .com on a regular basis.

Where does one purchase ground bison meat?

Chillllllin this fine Saturday. Brahs

Just got called in to do an emergency release at work because our devs can't use dates. September 31 crashed our app guys