Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

My bau made a delicious beef and noodles!!! Omnomnom!

If Cashman keeps Hughes in 2014, he seriously has brain damage. Who goes 1-10 at HOME in 16 starts. BYE

Yankees suck a mean dick

My problem with this image is that they left out the part where Firefox crashes: https://t.co/w1MP8sEzzw

This company makes me want to shake a bitch #booker

Protip: no falling asleep on release calls. @XtinaSchelin will record you and post on reddit

This is how my release is going, except pretend this is an ugly chick: http://t.co/EJoA2kn7E5

TMobile is ready to push an OTA to the Moto X. Verizon continues to be 7 years behind in software updates. FASTER! FASTER!

Could have sworn I heard Electric Guest- This Head I Hold playing outside, but it was just crickets. #bookertrippin #fried

For real though. How the fuck is Firefox using 2.5GB of RAM. Fuck that browser

Anup, it's release night. I don't give a fuck about your Unit Test XML result parsing app you want me to integrate into the tests. Fuck off

Bunch of fucking suits

I FUCKING hate how corporate this fucking company has become. I cannot stand it and they can fuck themselves.

I have the same ringtone on my Moto X as Ray Donovan. I'm a God damn baller.