Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

@KeriAHarrison the Yankees cuncelled your husband

Might yack... Hhhh

To catch my train, I ran faster than when Carrabotta was whipping me in high school gym class to run the mile in less than 12 minutes

Lower Manhattan is so ethereal at night. Fuckin crowded touristy shithole during the day. Desolate by night

Lower Manhattan Burger King... My old phone never had signal here. This has perfect service. Fuckin enjoyyyyy

Vinny: "I'm gonna punch this Mexican in the face for 2 reasons... 1 you're Mexican. 2 when I ask you for a shot, you bring me a fucking shot

I do shots like a pussy these days

If you're not watching this game rooting for Mo, you are NOT a Yankee fan

@BarstoolJJ FUCK don't put mothafuckin Hughes in

Mothafuckin Mariano golden fuckin Rivera. GOD

Depending on how drunk I get tonight, I might un-Cuncel da Yankees

Clune. Don't even try to bend your ass at me like that. This is dangerous

At least Hughes' collapse isn't as grand as Tebow's

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL @PhilHughes65 to the bullpen. I said this a year ago bro: http://t.co/lBSLU8QiVc AND https://t.co/VHjGE6mS96

They wanted to go to the bar, but I'm over here gettin hammered writing some deployment scripts for our new load balanced staging gig