Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

New blog post: This is an Idiotic Study Regarding Texting and Lying http://bit.ly/184MCkj

DBAs just added an email trigger every time there's a deadlock on production. I'm getting fucking spammed. Piece of shit system...

Cheers to this fucking idiot. Paid my credit card twice. Now I have a positive balance

Azarenka you dirty minx! I see you struttin dat ass, waiting for a serve. If barstool doesn't post a gif of it, I give up!

This Azarenka chick playing Serena at the U.S Open sounds like she's fucking every time she his the ball. Probably a savage in bed

Listening to Nirvana Unplugged. Fantastic album, taking a great walk. Lovin life

Gurrrrrllll. It's a crime to wear white pants after Labor Day. Derrr common sense. It's just not acceptable

Unlike #booker, my web app has 3 9s of reliability, and that's without any failover or redundancy. Booker? 97% uptime http://t.co/cpMsBI18tL

Said he had beef. Asked me if I had piece. Sure do. Two 22s in my shoes

Hugs for the honeys. Pounds for the roughnecks....

Tkray deserves no less than to croak of hepatitis

@Fantasy_Mania I know y'all bastards are all about football now, but make Lessard's out of office auto-reply stop spamming the wasabi league

Yanks coulda come back for the wildcard but if they're gonna lose bullshit games to the Sox, I'm gonna re-cuncel DA saeson

I hope TKray dies in a bus fire

I might cunt punt TK