She's a creature of the dark. Better than the light. She should meet people in the dark

Friday, September 13, 2013 01:21:11 AM from Twitter for Android

My legs are like fuck you man, I'm the most relaxed

Friday, September 13, 2013 01:10:39 AM from Twitter for Android

@KeriAHarrison he's gonna suck balls tonight.

In reply to @KeriAHarrison's tweet

Thursday, September 12, 2013 03:26:57 PM from Twitter for Android

Had to take my wallet out of my back pocket. It was so fat with hundos, it was detracting from my ass struttin' abilities #douchebagtweet

Thursday, September 12, 2013 09:58:32 AM from Twitter Web Client

Cuncel da Jeter

Wednesday, September 11, 2013 05:09:35 PM from Twitter for Android

Quote of the year, via @KFCBarstool: "Nobody really gives a shit about God and Satan. You know what people love? Fucking and Harry Potter."

Wednesday, September 11, 2013 01:40:38 PM from Twitter Web Client

I am Zoney McZonerson today

Wednesday, September 11, 2013 12:35:15 PM from Twitter Web Client

RT @KFCBarstool: Its supposed to be 93 degrees tomorrow. Fuck that shit. I'm done with summer weather. Mother nature you fickle slut

Tuesday, September 10, 2013 08:31:00 PM from Twitter for Android

Yoooooooo

Tuesday, September 10, 2013 08:29:18 PM from Twitter for Android

"It feels like we're in Boardwalk Empire right now."

Tuesday, September 10, 2013 06:56:06 PM from Twitter for Android

"Joke's on you man... I'm getting you an ez-wider denim cap" -@MalJNew

Tuesday, September 10, 2013 02:00:00 PM from Twitter for Android

WHERE'S MY BAU?

Monday, September 09, 2013 10:48:56 PM from Twitter for Android

Smells like jello in this bathroom. Also looks like the chamber of secrets. Thought I tweeted this before, but guess I didnt

Monday, September 09, 2013 10:45:22 PM from Twitter for Android

Mal. You can't wear that red skirt in the office and strut dat ass around without me wanting to bite it. Ya heard?

Monday, September 09, 2013 04:00:50 PM from Twitter Web Client

This place is a fucking circus http://t.co/PfNWLxUsxC

Monday, September 09, 2013 10:57:54 AM from Twitter Web Client