OMG. Old school SpaBooker. It doesn't get any better than this. Velba, @maljnew, Sam, Velba, @Lennon, Dwai, Elise #suitssuck #bookersucks

Friday, October 04, 2013 09:26:08 PM from Twitter for Android

What's the over/under this rat motherfucker is wearing a wire? I'd say 75% chance

Friday, October 04, 2013 08:21:52 PM from Twitter for Android

@smstemp You have the blood pressure of a 7 year old. Do you not eat salt?

In reply to @smstemp's tweet

Friday, October 04, 2013 06:18:17 PM from Twitter Web Client

FUCK THIS PLACE. Dry as a bone. Both kegs tapped.

Friday, October 04, 2013 05:47:04 PM from Twitter Web Client

I'm in the mood to get shitfaced on margs tonight. Also, it's 3:30 and biddies are hittin' up the keg, so I'ma do the same son

Friday, October 04, 2013 03:30:08 PM from Twitter Web Client

I'm such a fuckin alcoholic. Coupla beers at lunch within 15 mins didn't do a god damn thing

Friday, October 04, 2013 02:53:04 PM from Twitter for Android

shitshow: http://t.co/hWfnd8nR7i

Friday, October 04, 2013 12:59:09 PM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: What's the Over/Under South Carolina Secedes from the Union Again? http://t.co/0P0HtvwNVg

Friday, October 04, 2013 02:01:28 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

"If the money doesn't show, this conversation didn't happen. And it won't ever happen again"

Thursday, October 03, 2013 11:52:25 PM from Twitter for Android

@MalJNew I'M SETTING UP FUCKING SERVERS FOR CUNTS IN PHONENIX

In reply to @MalJNew's tweet

Thursday, October 03, 2013 09:33:34 PM from Twitter Web Client

THE ONLY THING I DO IS DEAL WITH MOTHERFUCKIN BROKEN SOFTWARE ALL GOD DAMN DAY.

Thursday, October 03, 2013 09:28:02 PM from Twitter Web Client

Apple: Now just as unreliable as #booker. #503 #serverproblems #servicenotavailable http://t.co/VttnJsmFzg

Thursday, October 03, 2013 08:23:03 PM from Twitter Web Client

When the fuck is it going to cool down? At this rate, were going to have a fuckin hurricane again

Thursday, October 03, 2013 07:36:36 PM from Twitter for Android

If this fucking application crashes, just one more time, I'm going to kill a kitten

Thursday, October 03, 2013 04:17:19 PM from Twitter Web Client

"Our CPU dashboard looks like a fucking mountain range" - My boss http://t.co/ZRA6c1AFYd

Thursday, October 03, 2013 01:19:19 PM from Twitter Web Client