OMG. Old school SpaBooker. It doesn't get any better than this. Velba, @maljnew, Sam, Velba, @Lennon, Dwai, Elise #suitssuck #bookersucks
Friday, October 04, 2013 09:26:08 PM from Twitter for Android
What's the over/under this rat motherfucker is wearing a wire? I'd say 75% chance
Friday, October 04, 2013 08:21:52 PM from Twitter for Android
@smstemp You have the blood pressure of a 7 year old. Do you not eat salt?
Friday, October 04, 2013 06:18:17 PM from Twitter Web Client
FUCK THIS PLACE. Dry as a bone. Both kegs tapped.
Friday, October 04, 2013 05:47:04 PM from Twitter Web Client
I'm in the mood to get shitfaced on margs tonight. Also, it's 3:30 and biddies are hittin' up the keg, so I'ma do the same son
Friday, October 04, 2013 03:30:08 PM from Twitter Web Client
I'm such a fuckin alcoholic. Coupla beers at lunch within 15 mins didn't do a god damn thing
Friday, October 04, 2013 02:53:04 PM from Twitter for Android
New blog post: What's the Over/Under South Carolina Secedes from the Union Again? http://t.co/0P0HtvwNVg
Friday, October 04, 2013 02:01:28 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog
"If the money doesn't show, this conversation didn't happen. And it won't ever happen again"
Thursday, October 03, 2013 11:52:25 PM from Twitter for Android
@MalJNew I'M SETTING UP FUCKING SERVERS FOR CUNTS IN PHONENIX
Thursday, October 03, 2013 09:33:34 PM from Twitter Web Client
THE ONLY THING I DO IS DEAL WITH MOTHERFUCKIN BROKEN SOFTWARE ALL GOD DAMN DAY.
Thursday, October 03, 2013 09:28:02 PM from Twitter Web Client
Apple: Now just as unreliable as #booker. #503 #serverproblems #servicenotavailable http://t.co/VttnJsmFzg
Thursday, October 03, 2013 08:23:03 PM from Twitter Web Client
When the fuck is it going to cool down? At this rate, were going to have a fuckin hurricane again
Thursday, October 03, 2013 07:36:36 PM from Twitter for Android
If this fucking application crashes, just one more time, I'm going to kill a kitten
Thursday, October 03, 2013 04:17:19 PM from Twitter Web Client
"Our CPU dashboard looks like a fucking mountain range" - My boss http://t.co/ZRA6c1AFYd
Thursday, October 03, 2013 01:19:19 PM from Twitter Web Client