Larry's a good time. A riot
Wednesday, September 18, 2013 11:02:28 PM from Twitter for Android
#booker, where our devs spend a month optimizing the codebase and the end result is 65% worse performance.... We're awesome you guys
Wednesday, September 18, 2013 05:19:01 PM from Twitter Web Client
RT @XtinaSchelin: Sweet monkey christ, why is @FogBugz breaking so hard? #sadface
Wednesday, September 18, 2013 11:38:16 AM from Twitter Web Client
Alina = Alma
Malori = Maroney
According to 22 Cortland St. Fire Wardens...
Wednesday, September 18, 2013 11:38:03 AM from Twitter Web Client
@FogCreek's On Demand FogBugz/Kiln is choking on five cocks this morning
Wednesday, September 18, 2013 11:27:15 AM from Twitter Web Client
Its like a switch flipped. Once it hits labor day, the amount if motherfuckers on this train doubles.
Wednesday, September 18, 2013 08:02:35 AM from Twitter for Android
Yo Eastchester.... Cut out this siren shit at 2am.... If not like anyone's on the road...
Wednesday, September 18, 2013 02:01:34 AM from Twitter for Android
My GI tract can really go fuck itself the past few weeks. This is some bullshit (literally)
Tuesday, September 17, 2013 08:05:47 PM from Twitter Web Client
But what the fuck is this query doing? Deleting our 900GB DB character by character? Fucking shit is running all day
Tuesday, September 17, 2013 05:22:48 PM from Twitter Web Client
@XtinaSchelin What is your opinion of using a positive anymore? http://t.co/mjXO5boQNi
Tuesday, September 17, 2013 01:04:14 AM from Twitter Web Client
Fox 5 news at 10 keeps ripping on China so hard, it's getting hysterical
Monday, September 16, 2013 10:21:07 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm a crazy assed bitch.
Monday, September 16, 2013 07:56:41 PM from Twitter for Android
@__JLu Sometimes I write notes to myself as tweets and search them later using my twitter app.
Monday, September 16, 2013 04:19:36 PM from Twitter Web Client
Disable UAC: REG ADD HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Policies\System\ /v EnableLUA /t REG_DWORD /d 00000000 /f
Monday, September 16, 2013 04:04:12 PM from Twitter Web Client
HOLD THE PHONE. New York State changed the licenses again? They're no longer flexible? The fuck. That was NY's signature
Monday, September 16, 2013 01:32:17 PM from Twitter Web Client