Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

OMG Ja Rule and Ashanti What's Luv karaoke? Takes me back to my 7th grade days with my R&B bus driver blasting Hot 97 an KISS FM

2 mins after I tweeted that they took off. You think I'm stupid? I know they read this shit son

Bros.. At least be under cover. I see you.

I swear to God.... Someone needs to pull this NYPD detail off me. Third night in a row I was out being tailed. http://t.co/90Ws3ELkZc

If I get drunk enough, I'm gonna karaoke Stacy's mom and replace the lyrics with Alina's mom

Alina's here. Is it rude if I ask her to invite her mom?

Donde esta el barkeep?

I think I bitched so much about how many meetings we had that I'm no longer welcome, because I was uninvited from like 5 of them.

@mozilla Firefox is a piece of shit.

Our iOS guy is legit carving a pumpkin right now....

SCRIPT EVERYTHING

Candy Crush Rehab, LLC. @MalJNew

I think the NYPD has me tailed. I am seeing police everywhere I go and someone just took my picture

How the fuck are you supposed to get shit done when you're on meetings 90% of the day talking about stupid bullshit

Jesus Christ Google, you suck balls. Nice error message, you redundant fuck http://t.co/a6zFL7UhgJ