Just went hysterical laughing in the middle of a meeting because I was reading @KFCBarstool ripping Francesa #NumbahOne

Wednesday, October 16, 2013 05:07:14 PM from Twitter for Android

The fact that we're running web servers that are joined to three different domains that don't trust one another can eat my dick.

Wednesday, October 16, 2013 03:43:08 PM from Twitter Web Client

New intern's gotta be the Pool's Closed meme guy's younger brother. http://t.co/Mi8gupalIB

Wednesday, October 16, 2013 09:40:01 AM from Twitter Web Client

Absolute disgrace, Verizon 4G. Hardly ever works. F-

Wednesday, October 16, 2013 08:14:53 AM from Twitter for Android

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Lol. Firing my laser.

Tuesday, October 15, 2013 09:31:34 PM from Twitter Web Client

Guy on my train has an amazing moustache

Tuesday, October 15, 2013 07:32:27 PM from Twitter for Android

Three people asked me to print something for them today. Do I look like I fucking secretary?

Tuesday, October 15, 2013 05:49:56 PM from Twitter Web Client

Just ordered this and shipped it to my office: http://t.co/Rr9q7Kchvx

Tuesday, October 15, 2013 05:04:51 PM from Twitter Web Client

no wonder everyone hates php. Some API shit I did in CURL from the shell in 30 secs took me 40 mins to port to php because it's convoluted

Tuesday, October 15, 2013 02:30:08 PM from Twitter Web Client

RT @KFCBarstool I'm in full blown hate mode today. If you got hate in your heart let it out! #HateHateHateHate

In reply to @KFCBarstool's tweet

Tuesday, October 15, 2013 01:34:22 PM from Twitter Web Client

I hate everything today

Tuesday, October 15, 2013 01:32:38 PM from Twitter Web Client

Jesus fucking Christ. This food guy cannot be slower. Go down south bro. This is NEW YORK.

Tuesday, October 15, 2013 11:04:35 AM from Twitter for Android

Didn't eat breakfast, gotta take a wicked pissah and I'm in back to back meetings. Fuck off, all of youse

Tuesday, October 15, 2013 10:42:21 AM from Twitter for Android

Laura Bush killed a guy

Monday, October 14, 2013 09:02:08 PM from Twitter for Android

New intern is probably a serial killer...

Monday, October 14, 2013 04:59:55 PM from Twitter Web Client