Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

Could have sworn I heard Electric Guest- This Head I Hold playing outside, but it was just crickets. #bookertrippin #fried

For real though. How the fuck is Firefox using 2.5GB of RAM. Fuck that browser

Anup, it's release night. I don't give a fuck about your Unit Test XML result parsing app you want me to integrate into the tests. Fuck off

Bunch of fucking suits

I FUCKING hate how corporate this fucking company has become. I cannot stand it and they can fuck themselves.

I have the same ringtone on my Moto X as Ray Donovan. I'm a God damn baller.

There is no reason I would need this at this point, but if I had money to blow and it didn't matter, GIMMIE: http://t.co/kTpgZSCPn4

Happy fall! Best time of the year!🍁🍃🍂🌿

Google absolutely killed it with the new Nexus 7 commercial. ADORABLE http://t.co/15akjUwrWB

Someone put a dick in Carrie Underwood's mouth to shut her up. Absolute disgrace. Butchering the Beatles

RT @Kmarkobarstool: Boobs presented by Sofia Vergara http://t.co/J3bv1eH2Qu

YES!! Bobby Cannavale wins! Sick role in Boardwalk Empire last season as Gyp Rosetti, although I didn't need to see your dick bro.

Cuncel da rummy game. Mover just clipped me -70 points. Guys winning by 150

"He's got some pair of flappers, that Posada" -My Grandpa, on Posada's ears