Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

I correlate the fact that I tweet much less and fewer batshit tweets to me no longer being a raging alcoholic.

Just got an email from the CTO that today is the last day of the month. I'm going to promote you to CEO, Obvious Solutions, LLC.

New blog post: Moto X: No Jawbone Up Support? No Problem (Workaround) http://bit.ly/1eT8aTR

You can do amazing things with curl. APIs are legitimate

My clothes need the most febreeze..........

I'm boombastic

My bau made a delicious beef and noodles!!! Omnomnom!

If Cashman keeps Hughes in 2014, he seriously has brain damage. Who goes 1-10 at HOME in 16 starts. BYE

Yankees suck a mean dick

My problem with this image is that they left out the part where Firefox crashes: https://t.co/w1MP8sEzzw

This company makes me want to shake a bitch #booker

Protip: no falling asleep on release calls. @XtinaSchelin will record you and post on reddit

This is how my release is going, except pretend this is an ugly chick: http://t.co/EJoA2kn7E5

TMobile is ready to push an OTA to the Moto X. Verizon continues to be 7 years behind in software updates. FASTER! FASTER!