@MalJNew I'M SETTING UP FUCKING SERVERS FOR CUNTS IN PHONENIX
Thursday, October 03, 2013 09:33:34 PM from Twitter Web Client
THE ONLY THING I DO IS DEAL WITH MOTHERFUCKIN BROKEN SOFTWARE ALL GOD DAMN DAY.
Thursday, October 03, 2013 09:28:02 PM from Twitter Web Client
Apple: Now just as unreliable as #booker. #503 #serverproblems #servicenotavailable http://t.co/VttnJsmFzg
Thursday, October 03, 2013 08:23:03 PM from Twitter Web Client
When the fuck is it going to cool down? At this rate, were going to have a fuckin hurricane again
Thursday, October 03, 2013 07:36:36 PM from Twitter for Android
If this fucking application crashes, just one more time, I'm going to kill a kitten
Thursday, October 03, 2013 04:17:19 PM from Twitter Web Client
"Our CPU dashboard looks like a fucking mountain range" - My boss http://t.co/ZRA6c1AFYd
Thursday, October 03, 2013 01:19:19 PM from Twitter Web Client
THAT TIME THE SERVERS ARE SO FUCKED UP YOUR PHONE IS GETTING TEXTED ONCE EVERY 10 SECONDS. I SHUT IT OFF
Thursday, October 03, 2013 12:57:50 PM from Twitter Web Client
The first photograph ever taken looked like shit: http://t.co/hE9YJra8PF Guy should have been ashamed of the quality....
Thursday, October 03, 2013 11:24:50 AM from Twitter Web Client
Someone's gf, regarding her bf of over a year: "Yeah he might be gay, but he has such a big dick"
Wednesday, October 02, 2013 08:21:51 PM from Twitter for Android
"I'd like to get back to my weight back when I had hepatitis"
Wednesday, October 02, 2013 08:04:42 PM from Twitter for Android
I need to estivate. Summer is too damn hot! RT @uberfacts Sleeping through hot and dry periods like summer is called estivation.
Wednesday, October 02, 2013 04:27:15 PM from Twitter Web Client
My to do list is Re God Damn Diculous
Wednesday, October 02, 2013 12:46:21 PM from Twitter Web Client
Just made my work Skype profile pic Barstool's MikeFrancesa Numbah One T-Shirt
Wednesday, October 02, 2013 12:06:20 PM from Twitter Web Client
MIND. BLOWN. Just found out that green and blue Monster energy drinks are the same flavor but one is low carb. OOPS
Tuesday, October 01, 2013 04:25:58 PM from Twitter Web Client
For fucks sake. We finally fixed our twitter integration on this app... Been busted sine last November