Whoever is eating tuna fish on this train really needs to reevaluate their life

Tuesday, October 29, 2013 09:23:47 PM from Twitter Web Client

I want to beat the fuck out of something

Tuesday, October 29, 2013 08:32:00 PM from Twitter for Android

@MalJNew the woman is supposed to bring ME a sandwich

In reply to @MalJNew's tweet

Monday, October 28, 2013 12:41:30 PM from Twitter for Android

The fact that I'm not hungover is 110% blowing my mind

Sunday, October 27, 2013 08:57:08 AM from Twitter for Android

I don't remember any of my tweets from last night past the one where I said I was borderline blackout

Sunday, October 27, 2013 08:54:55 AM from Twitter for Android

Don't you know about the bird? B-bb*bird bird bird. Bird is the word

Sunday, October 27, 2013 01:16:10 AM from Twitter for Android

Hhh

Sunday, October 27, 2013 12:57:07 AM from Twitter for Android

Hhhhhhhwasted http://t.co/510MQVPyZI

Sunday, October 27, 2013 12:33:05 AM from Twitter for Android

Wasted and watching scream 2 @MalJNew is jelly enjoyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Sunday, October 27, 2013 12:24:05 AM from Twitter for Android

Danny
Put your mask on cuntt

Sunday, October 27, 2013 12:19:04 AM from Twitter for Android

Wasted

Sunday, October 27, 2013 12:05:24 AM from Twitter for Android

JOHN . Pass the wii

Sunday, October 27, 2013 12:05:01 AM from Twitter for Android

Danny just asked me to bring him a water with ice. Fuckin pussy. Drink alcohol bitch

Saturday, October 26, 2013 11:36:36 PM from Twitter for Android

Shit if I play kings again I'm blacking out

Saturday, October 26, 2013 09:46:48 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm sitting next to a priest and a scarecrow

Saturday, October 26, 2013 08:59:02 PM from Twitter for Android