@mozilla Firefox is a piece of shit.
Wednesday, October 09, 2013 02:25:18 PM from Twitter Web Client
Our iOS guy is legit carving a pumpkin right now....
Tuesday, October 08, 2013 04:29:27 PM from Twitter Web Client
SCRIPT EVERYTHING
Tuesday, October 08, 2013 04:24:42 PM from Twitter Web Client
Candy Crush Rehab, LLC. @MalJNew
Monday, October 07, 2013 10:53:36 PM from Twitter for Android
I think the NYPD has me tailed. I am seeing police everywhere I go and someone just took my picture
Monday, October 07, 2013 09:00:54 PM from Twitter for Android
How the fuck are you supposed to get shit done when you're on meetings 90% of the day talking about stupid bullshit
Monday, October 07, 2013 04:48:10 PM from Twitter for Android
Jesus Christ Google, you suck balls. Nice error message, you redundant fuck http://t.co/a6zFL7UhgJ
Monday, October 07, 2013 10:02:36 AM from Twitter Web Client
If the system does not crash once this week, I'll grow a neck beard, wear jorts and a rock a beater on Monday. Confident I won't have to.
Monday, October 07, 2013 02:09:27 AM from Twitter for Android
@KFCBarstool Not as bad as Dexter becoming a lumberjack and stealing a dead body from the morgue
Monday, October 07, 2013 01:11:42 AM from Twitter Web Client
My aunt: "She looks like an old hooker"
Sunday, October 06, 2013 07:48:59 PM from Twitter for Android
"Let me tickle your flapjacks" -@MalJNew
Sunday, October 06, 2013 02:46:34 AM from Twitter for Android
Alina's mom isn't a milf. She's a certified milf.
Saturday, October 05, 2013 10:29:31 PM from Twitter for Android
Is that out of suspicion, or knowledge?
Saturday, October 05, 2013 10:18:42 PM from Twitter for Android
Alina's mom has got it going on
Saturday, October 05, 2013 10:15:21 PM from Twitter for Android
Alina's mom is a smokeshow
Saturday, October 05, 2013 09:35:59 PM from Twitter for Android