Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

How'd I yack up like 4 beers? I'm such a pussy

on the plus side, zero calorie dinner!

Growlers is the whitest. Especially for tuckahoe

How many fucking times do I need to tell these people I know it all. Just argued with my boss about something for 5 minutes and I was right

I look like an 80s porn star with this stache #Movember

I just called a sombrero a piñerito. #cray

Google doodle today is basically a giant cock

Fuckin COCKSUCKER has some nerve to tell me how to roll out my software at 12:34AM if he's not going to actually do anything

McGivern. Eat a fucking dick

Huge thanks to @XtinaSchelin for fixing that revision checker bug. TIL: -0 is NOT < 0, it's <= 0

And I especially hate that fuckin guy John who's here three days a week and is an old fucking suit who does nothing but bark orders

I fucking hate Mondays, Booker, this pedo mustache, the MTA, the 8:02 express from Scarsdale, the 4/5, Lower Manhattan and pooping a lot

This Movember thing... I'm gonna look like Creepster Mcgee

In reply to @smstemp's tweet

Was just asked to remove the smiley emoji I put on our system stats page because we haven't had incidents. We also have no sense of humor

Mary Poppins the bitch from sound of music