Aahhhh. This coffee's tight
Wednesday, November 13, 2013 10:29:42 AM from Twitter Web Client
BEST. WORK. EMAIL. EVER. "We want to make sure we have coverage at Beer Pong as well as Cornhole." #Uncubed
Wednesday, November 13, 2013 09:59:41 AM from Twitter Web Client
@kerbear88 I have a view of Jersey City and a construction site
Tuesday, November 12, 2013 05:09:17 PM from Twitter Web Client
What dumb bastards actually thought Poland Spring was from Poland? Nice opening line bro http://t.co/VRDxDnuLsE
Tuesday, November 12, 2013 11:35:05 AM from Twitter Web Client
Legit told our architect that our queues didn't work due to permissions. He flat out denied it. 20 mins later, he told me to fix permissions
Tuesday, November 12, 2013 11:33:23 AM from Twitter Web Client
If you checked into snowpocalypse on Foursquare for a couple of flurries, you're a fucking asshole.
Tuesday, November 12, 2013 09:23:26 AM from Twitter Web Client
❄ It's ls 's snowing!!! ❄
Tuesday, November 12, 2013 08:00:52 AM from Twitter for Android
Now that the series ended, I just started watching Breaking Bad. I've made a huge mistake.
Sunday, November 10, 2013 08:06:24 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm gonna run train on this buffet
Saturday, November 09, 2013 05:52:37 PM from Twitter for Android
A wise guy's always right. Even when he's wrong, he's right.
Saturday, November 09, 2013 11:46:30 AM from Twitter Web Client
This shit is tight: http://t.co/Az48j0Nzul
Thursday, November 07, 2013 10:39:10 PM from Twitter Web Client
@Lennon all black everything
Wednesday, November 06, 2013 11:53:33 PM from Twitter for Android
Just had a great idea for a band. Sad lyrics but very upbeat and happy. #mindfuck
Wednesday, November 06, 2013 11:51:49 PM from Twitter for Android
on the plus side, zero calorie dinner!
Wednesday, November 06, 2013 11:28:02 PM from Twitter for Android