Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

Statistics prove that Firefox is a fucking piece of shit. http://t.co/P02gIFqyPb

Firefox... Now WORSE than Internet Explorer

The front end dev who rips ass all the time is now talking about drinking breast milk. #THEFUCK

For sure not RT @uberfacts Cuddling with a teddy bear releases the same amount of endorphins as having sex - Putting you in a good mood.

I'm gassier than Gaurav today

I 100% guarantee you we cannot lose Derick. He's 100% fucking filling us like a lapdog

@Lennon take it off Lennon

In reply to @Lennon's tweet

OMG Ja Rule and Ashanti What's Luv karaoke? Takes me back to my 7th grade days with my R&B bus driver blasting Hot 97 an KISS FM

2 mins after I tweeted that they took off. You think I'm stupid? I know they read this shit son

Bros.. At least be under cover. I see you.

I swear to God.... Someone needs to pull this NYPD detail off me. Third night in a row I was out being tailed. http://t.co/90Ws3ELkZc

If I get drunk enough, I'm gonna karaoke Stacy's mom and replace the lyrics with Alina's mom

Alina's here. Is it rude if I ask her to invite her mom?

Donde esta el barkeep?

I think I bitched so much about how many meetings we had that I'm no longer welcome, because I was uninvited from like 5 of them.