no wonder everyone hates php. Some API shit I did in CURL from the shell in 30 secs took me 40 mins to port to php because it's convoluted

Tuesday, October 15, 2013 02:30:08 PM from Twitter Web Client

RT @KFCBarstool I'm in full blown hate mode today. If you got hate in your heart let it out! #HateHateHateHate

In reply to @KFCBarstool's tweet

Tuesday, October 15, 2013 01:34:22 PM from Twitter Web Client

I hate everything today

Tuesday, October 15, 2013 01:32:38 PM from Twitter Web Client

Jesus fucking Christ. This food guy cannot be slower. Go down south bro. This is NEW YORK.

Tuesday, October 15, 2013 11:04:35 AM from Twitter for Android

Didn't eat breakfast, gotta take a wicked pissah and I'm in back to back meetings. Fuck off, all of youse

Tuesday, October 15, 2013 10:42:21 AM from Twitter for Android

Laura Bush killed a guy

Monday, October 14, 2013 09:02:08 PM from Twitter for Android

New intern is probably a serial killer...

Monday, October 14, 2013 04:59:55 PM from Twitter Web Client

My mom just called me at work. Topics included Masters and Johnson, the carnival in my town, vacation days, my lunch and an interview

Monday, October 14, 2013 01:20:35 PM from Twitter Web Client

Just spotted this on Reddit. I imagine this is what keeps our servers running: http://t.co/LSsEUox50w

Sunday, October 13, 2013 11:45:49 PM from Twitter Web Client

Comicon chicks must be the kinkiest. Like DTF to the max

Sunday, October 13, 2013 04:18:38 PM from Twitter for Android

HEY YOU VINES!!!!!! http://t.co/ib0IbQMNut

Sunday, October 13, 2013 03:33:15 PM from Instagram

What's the over/under Gaurav shit his pants at work?

Sunday, October 13, 2013 02:38:25 PM from Twitter for Android

I think I accidentally got drunk

Sunday, October 13, 2013 02:24:52 PM from Twitter for Android

I poop a lot

Sunday, October 13, 2013 11:03:48 AM from Twitter for Android

Fixing problems at #Booker: "well, then, i believe i know the issue, and that's that i need to take a tire iron to Nikolay"

Friday, October 11, 2013 04:45:15 PM from Twitter Web Client