Sorry Edgar. I'm too white to rap Biggie at an Irish pub with sunglasses in front of an Asian

Thursday, November 14, 2013 08:52:02 PM from Twitter for Android

I just wanna get silly and color a picture

Thursday, November 14, 2013 08:10:10 PM from Twitter for Android

Told jeans my shirt said booker sucks

Thursday, November 14, 2013 07:46:34 PM from Twitter for Android

Jeans. Hire me for 3/4 of my salary and its a deal.

Thursday, November 14, 2013 07:42:55 PM from Twitter for Android

DLK 2106

Thursday, November 14, 2013 07:34:50 PM from Twitter for Android

Edgar's the shit

Thursday, November 14, 2013 07:07:37 PM from Twitter for Android

Drank a little bit at uncubed and told @fogcreek than Kiln is slow as fuck

Thursday, November 14, 2013 06:51:25 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm a wild child today. I can just tell.

Thursday, November 14, 2013 02:46:43 PM from Twitter Web Client

Pregaming uncubed at the bar. Gotta be loose and conversational to recruit like a bosh

Thursday, November 14, 2013 01:52:37 PM from Twitter for Android

Pussy magnet http://t.co/uaLqHqrRD2

Thursday, November 14, 2013 09:17:43 AM from Twitter Web Client

The MTA can suck three dicks

Thursday, November 14, 2013 07:40:17 AM from Twitter for Android

If you need me tomorrow, I'll be shitfaced at @getuncubed. You can find me undefeated at the Booker beer pong table

Wednesday, November 13, 2013 07:24:26 PM from Twitter for Android

New blog post: Jennifer Lawrence Looks Like an Asshole with Short Hair http://bit.ly/1coSMKk

Wednesday, November 13, 2013 02:55:53 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

You're a fucking asshole if your offing yourself results in delays for thousands: http://t.co/zSDEzIOFVg Death isn't good enough punishment

Wednesday, November 13, 2013 12:32:34 PM from Twitter Web Client

I'm all about jammin to ghetto old skool rap beats today. I'm talkin Nas, Geto Boys, Biggie. Yes I spelled it skool.

Wednesday, November 13, 2013 12:26:12 PM from Twitter Web Client