My tab tonight can completely suck my dick
Sunday, November 24, 2013 02:09:18 AM from Twitter for Android
Last train home is soooooo funny. Haven't taken this shit in years
Sunday, November 24, 2013 01:58:28 AM from Twitter for Android
Sure this wasn't you, abusers? @__JLu http://t.co/e5xnfSKa18
Saturday, November 23, 2013 11:28:43 AM from Twitter Web Client
Google's "I'm feelin' lucky radio" mix is top notch right now.
Friday, November 22, 2013 08:41:59 PM from Twitter for Android
Stein: "I don't drink water. Fish fuck in it"
Thursday, November 21, 2013 10:37:09 PM from Twitter for Android
RT @stoolpresidente: The dude at best buy who sold me this Windows 8 computer is a felon
Thursday, November 21, 2013 08:02:59 PM from Twitter for Android
Meg: "Also I have 2 questions for you because I believe you know everything" Duh. I've tweeted that I know it all before
Thursday, November 21, 2013 12:58:22 PM from Twitter Web Client
Then they wonder why I hit the bottle #booker
Wednesday, November 20, 2013 06:43:55 PM from Twitter for Android
I can't stand this fucking company
Wednesday, November 20, 2013 01:19:55 PM from Twitter Web Client
Anyone have a copy of AM New York? I need to cut out multiple copies of Chris Christie's giant face.
Wednesday, November 20, 2013 09:50:53 AM from Twitter Web Client
Dibs on a bar called "The Stiff Cheese" Fuckin baller name if I say so myself
Tuesday, November 19, 2013 10:55:14 PM from Twitter for Android
Hhhhhhhhhhh (@ Casa della rossa! w/ @maljnew) http://4sq.com/17n3pgN
That's a damn good pickle
Tuesday, November 19, 2013 10:46:51 PM from Twitter for Android
I could go for a sausage and peppers right now.
Tuesday, November 19, 2013 10:38:07 PM from Twitter for Android
Joe Stein is 100% awesome.
Tuesday, November 19, 2013 03:00:23 PM from Twitter for Android