Hughlon's jammin'

Sunday, December 01, 2013 02:54:51 PM from Twitter for Android

Ims just going to get as fucked up as possible

Sunday, December 01, 2013 02:39:53 PM from Twitter for Android

Props to chef maljnew for the stuffed pork chops, green bean casserole and mashed potatoes! I've got a… http://t.co/6gQm4j1Imv

Saturday, November 30, 2013 06:42:13 PM from Instagram

I was a little sad, and then I went to take a selfie and i look fucking ridiculous with this shitty haircut and stache. Then I smiled.

Saturday, November 30, 2013 12:53:37 AM from Twitter for Android

WTF. When I run this in a .bat file, it doesnt work but it does from the command line: curl -s -w %{http_code} http://t.co/n7C9fyrVoq

Friday, November 29, 2013 09:55:34 AM from Twitter Web Client

@Waspito Murrrrrica.... Happy Thanksgiving to you, Veronica and fam!

In reply to @Waspito's tweet

Thursday, November 28, 2013 05:18:23 PM from Twitter for Android

The fuck gave my uncle the remote? Why is this PBS shit on instead of football? http://t.co/zPONFaXrzV

Thursday, November 28, 2013 05:17:49 PM from Twitter for Android

@XtinaSchelin When I read "my hands are typing words," it reminded me of you. idk why. I can picture you saying it. Happy Thanksgiving!

In reply to @XtinaSchelin's tweet

Thursday, November 28, 2013 09:26:26 AM from Twitter Web Client

My lock screen tho #sex #boobies http://t.co/1kGtyoXZ0S

Wednesday, November 27, 2013 05:51:06 PM from Twitter for Android

RT @DadBoner: Really lookin' forward to 'Ving, you guys.

Wednesday, November 27, 2013 05:45:11 PM from Twitter for Android

A legit tortoise just popped a squat on the train next to me. #thefuck

Wednesday, November 27, 2013 05:42:36 PM from Twitter for Android

What kind of fuckin asshole picks the stall next to you in the shitter when the end one's open? (Jeans, dirty white Nikes w/ a red swoosh)

Wednesday, November 27, 2013 02:39:37 PM from Twitter for Android

Did I break my integration?

Wednesday, November 27, 2013 03:28:59 AM from Twitter for Android

I see Christopher Huntley still has a hard on for Drupal: http://t.co/reZ7yeru0b @GadsdenMarc @michellemm22 @__JLu

Wednesday, November 27, 2013 12:22:22 AM from Twitter Web Client

@__JLu o shit. Didn't realize this. I will now animate axelrod going to town on the ladies.

In reply to @__JLu's tweet

Tuesday, November 26, 2013 07:19:28 PM from Twitter for Android