Ken Rosenthal's pussy is so wet right now

Wednesday, October 30, 2013 11:26:57 PM from Twitter for Android

How much pussy is Papi raking in with that Ski mask

Wednesday, October 30, 2013 11:25:24 PM from Twitter for Android

Mothafuckin beards

Wednesday, October 30, 2013 11:24:06 PM from Twitter for Android

Hhh can't type. Wastey

Wednesday, October 30, 2013 11:08:08 PM from Twitter for Android

Being a lifeguard is gonna be a real problem you guys. I'm gonna get drink and blow my whistle in suits' faces to puts them off

Wednesday, October 30, 2013 11:00:22 PM from Twitter for Android

This guy needs to shut his whore mouth

Wednesday, October 30, 2013 11:09:15 AM from Twitter for Android

@XtinaSchelin Um... The logic used to calculate the build status on the rev checker is dark magic. Have no clue how or why it works...

Wednesday, October 30, 2013 01:51:26 AM from Twitter Web Client

Whoever is eating tuna fish on this train really needs to reevaluate their life

Tuesday, October 29, 2013 09:23:47 PM from Twitter Web Client

I want to beat the fuck out of something

Tuesday, October 29, 2013 08:32:00 PM from Twitter for Android

@MalJNew the woman is supposed to bring ME a sandwich

In reply to @MalJNew's tweet

Monday, October 28, 2013 12:41:30 PM from Twitter for Android

The fact that I'm not hungover is 110% blowing my mind

Sunday, October 27, 2013 08:57:08 AM from Twitter for Android

I don't remember any of my tweets from last night past the one where I said I was borderline blackout

Sunday, October 27, 2013 08:54:55 AM from Twitter for Android

Don't you know about the bird? B-bb*bird bird bird. Bird is the word

Sunday, October 27, 2013 01:16:10 AM from Twitter for Android

Hhh

Sunday, October 27, 2013 12:57:07 AM from Twitter for Android

Hhhhhhhwasted http://t.co/510MQVPyZI

Sunday, October 27, 2013 12:33:05 AM from Twitter for Android