Wasted and watching scream 2 @MalJNew is jelly enjoyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Sunday, October 27, 2013 12:24:05 AM from Twitter for Android
Danny
Put your mask on cuntt
Sunday, October 27, 2013 12:19:04 AM from Twitter for Android
JOHN . Pass the wii
Sunday, October 27, 2013 12:05:01 AM from Twitter for Android
Danny just asked me to bring him a water with ice. Fuckin pussy. Drink alcohol bitch
Saturday, October 26, 2013 11:36:36 PM from Twitter for Android
Shit if I play kings again I'm blacking out
Saturday, October 26, 2013 09:46:48 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm sitting next to a priest and a scarecrow
Saturday, October 26, 2013 08:59:02 PM from Twitter for Android
@KFCBarstool one time I accidentally stole Drinkwater's seat and I was scared for my life
Saturday, October 26, 2013 08:51:47 PM from Twitter for Android
This pizza smells like the underside of a dick
Saturday, October 26, 2013 07:53:43 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm kind of awesome
Saturday, October 26, 2013 10:44:38 AM from Twitter Web Client
Vote for this shit you politician assed cunts: http://t.co/nAjRSeM94d Or else my commute starts to rape me in 2014
Thursday, October 24, 2013 03:29:05 PM from Twitter Web Client
@MalJNew sorry I got mad at your can opener. Hhhhhh
Wednesday, October 23, 2013 10:25:51 PM from Twitter for Android
New blog post: The Fact that Some Local News Station Says that Connecticut has Great Pizza is Fucking Blasphemy http://t.co/sGZaTFzvRT
Wednesday, October 23, 2013 11:13:30 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog
First line: "Connecticut is known for great pizza" FOR SURE NOT. CT Pizza is ass http://t.co/WEyBwvsuek
Wednesday, October 23, 2013 09:23:05 AM from Twitter Web Client
When half the sales team and VPs are in Vegas getting hammered and selling our shit, and I'm here listening to this suit.... Eat a dick.
Tuesday, October 22, 2013 11:03:34 AM from Twitter for Android