Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

@__JLu understood. I've found no easy way besides online tools to make gifs. Adobe included imagready w/ Photoshop cs2, but discontinued it

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@__JLu Flash is so 2003

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New blog post: The NY Mets Can't Sing for Shit http://bit.ly/18F5h5G

One of my mercurial comments on a checkin told a client to get their lives together

Welp, since it never snows in NYC, I turned my 3rd monitor into a CSS3 snow animation @ Booker http://t.co/sow2kKR7jk

I need a puppy

Trying to debug our piece of shit API because it crashes. Enabled crash dumps. In 20 seconds, it dumped 73 gigs. Fucking piece. Place sux

How am I actually supposed to get work done if fucking people stand at my desk and ask questions or chat all day?

The guy horizontal, taking up an entire bench on a rush hour subway train deserves no less than a bullet in his head. Fucking waste of life.

Its Monday, which is the worst day of the week because I get to see that fuckin asshole McGivern at that shithole today.

Cuncel da Giants

That's some bullshit

Train engineer/driver is obviously an amateur hour. Guy did a slip/slide and ground down/locked the wheels

2.5 hours in/Drunk train home: Happy birthday @mich_amore

I wish this middle aged dude would stop making jerking off motions with his hand.