Huge thanks to @XtinaSchelin for fixing that revision checker bug. TIL: -0 is NOT < 0, it's <= 0
Monday, November 04, 2013 01:01:39 PM from Twitter Web Client
And I especially hate that fuckin guy John who's here three days a week and is an old fucking suit who does nothing but bark orders
Monday, November 04, 2013 08:07:00 AM from Twitter for Android
I fucking hate Mondays, Booker, this pedo mustache, the MTA, the 8:02 express from Scarsdale, the 4/5, Lower Manhattan and pooping a lot
Monday, November 04, 2013 08:03:13 AM from Twitter for Android
This Movember thing... I'm gonna look like Creepster Mcgee
Monday, November 04, 2013 01:44:46 AM from Twitter Web Client
@smstemp this explains it all http://t.co/lMJX6Q7gtV
Sunday, November 03, 2013 08:18:51 PM from Twitter for Android
Was just asked to remove the smiley emoji I put on our system stats page because we haven't had incidents. We also have no sense of humor
Friday, November 01, 2013 04:15:18 PM from Twitter Web Client
Mary Poppins the bitch from sound of music
Thursday, October 31, 2013 10:35:43 PM from Twitter for Android
Pat said it, so its written in stone
Thursday, October 31, 2013 10:15:26 PM from Twitter for Android
We're just gonna fuckin play with this sock for 3 hours, I don't give a shit
Thursday, October 31, 2013 10:10:55 PM from Twitter for Android
Halloween theme brah #Knicks
Thursday, October 31, 2013 09:38:50 PM from Twitter for Android
It's not racist if it's true....
Thursday, October 31, 2013 09:22:28 PM from Twitter for Android
40 wings, 2 burgers, spinach dip and loaded fries. 5 people #rollmehome
Thursday, October 31, 2013 08:38:03 PM from Twitter for Android
Yo. I need food stat
Thursday, October 31, 2013 08:29:29 PM from Twitter for Android
@KFCBarstool Jesus Christ. These are my sales guys. I shit you not
Thursday, October 31, 2013 04:01:51 PM from Twitter for Android
"Chris Christie , The Governor" commercial is spot on. Fuckin guy
Wednesday, October 30, 2013 11:33:08 PM from Twitter for Android