Build server completely crashed during a RAID controller maintenance. I resign.

Wednesday, December 04, 2013 09:39:53 PM from Twitter for Android

This place sucks a dick. I'm so over it

Wednesday, December 04, 2013 12:31:45 PM from Twitter Web Client

I FUCKING HATE SECURITY AUDITORS

Wednesday, December 04, 2013 12:29:13 PM from Twitter Web Client

Natalia is flat out topless in her Facebook profile pic

Wednesday, December 04, 2013 12:43:49 AM from Twitter Web Client

Touche. And if you disagree, you're false. RT @lissema11 There is no better Christmas album than the Carpenters. #noargument

Tuesday, December 03, 2013 09:26:55 PM from Twitter for Android

This shit can eat my dick: http://t.co/32JRTyJxKX So fucking convoluted

Tuesday, December 03, 2013 02:24:09 PM from Twitter Web Client

Mad chill right now, you guys.

Tuesday, December 03, 2013 09:34:46 AM from Twitter Web Client

"He looks white out of one eye but pale out of the other" - @MalJNew "That's like saying he's black in one eye and negro in the other" mikey

Sunday, December 01, 2013 05:57:31 PM from Twitter Web Client

But I don't think you understand how amazing my girl's dinner was.

Sunday, December 01, 2013 05:42:02 PM from Twitter Web Client

@MalJNew fullashit. I have a pants tent. U ever see curb?

In reply to @MalJNew's tweet

Sunday, December 01, 2013 05:07:52 PM from Twitter for Android

Just drunk texted the gf's mom about the direction toilet paper should be rolled in. We agreed. Top down son...

Sunday, December 01, 2013 05:00:54 PM from Twitter for Android

wasted

Sunday, December 01, 2013 04:47:07 PM from Twitter Web Client

Some cracker keeps vulnerability scanning our servers. Getting mad alerts. Hammered son.

Sunday, December 01, 2013 03:49:54 PM from Twitter for Android

Squinty eyes! http://t.co/oduoHu44AY

Sunday, December 01, 2013 03:31:10 PM from Instagram

Lol. I have to see John McGivern tomorrow. I hope he choked on a dick over Thanksgiving.

Sunday, December 01, 2013 03:10:02 PM from Twitter for Android