Huge thanks to @XtinaSchelin for fixing that revision checker bug. TIL: -0 is NOT < 0, it's <= 0

Monday, November 04, 2013 01:01:39 PM from Twitter Web Client

And I especially hate that fuckin guy John who's here three days a week and is an old fucking suit who does nothing but bark orders

Monday, November 04, 2013 08:07:00 AM from Twitter for Android

I fucking hate Mondays, Booker, this pedo mustache, the MTA, the 8:02 express from Scarsdale, the 4/5, Lower Manhattan and pooping a lot

Monday, November 04, 2013 08:03:13 AM from Twitter for Android

This Movember thing... I'm gonna look like Creepster Mcgee

Monday, November 04, 2013 01:44:46 AM from Twitter Web Client

@smstemp this explains it all http://t.co/lMJX6Q7gtV

In reply to @smstemp's tweet

Sunday, November 03, 2013 08:18:51 PM from Twitter for Android

Was just asked to remove the smiley emoji I put on our system stats page because we haven't had incidents. We also have no sense of humor

Friday, November 01, 2013 04:15:18 PM from Twitter Web Client

Mary Poppins the bitch from sound of music

Thursday, October 31, 2013 10:35:43 PM from Twitter for Android

Pat said it, so its written in stone

Thursday, October 31, 2013 10:15:26 PM from Twitter for Android

We're just gonna fuckin play with this sock for 3 hours, I don't give a shit

Thursday, October 31, 2013 10:10:55 PM from Twitter for Android

Halloween theme brah #Knicks

Thursday, October 31, 2013 09:38:50 PM from Twitter for Android

It's not racist if it's true....

Thursday, October 31, 2013 09:22:28 PM from Twitter for Android

40 wings, 2 burgers, spinach dip and loaded fries. 5 people #rollmehome

Thursday, October 31, 2013 08:38:03 PM from Twitter for Android

Yo. I need food stat

Thursday, October 31, 2013 08:29:29 PM from Twitter for Android

@KFCBarstool Jesus Christ. These are my sales guys. I shit you not

In reply to @KFCBarstool's tweet

Thursday, October 31, 2013 04:01:51 PM from Twitter for Android

"Chris Christie , The Governor" commercial is spot on. Fuckin guy

Wednesday, October 30, 2013 11:33:08 PM from Twitter for Android