Joe P: "Yo AppFabric sucks a dick"

Thursday, December 12, 2013 11:09:30 AM from Twitter Web Client

⚡ Twitter ruined its Android app. Christ.⚡ (so difficult to use) hhhhj @MalJNew

Wednesday, December 11, 2013 10:18:19 PM from Twitter for Android

Food stamps and EBT #butyougotdatiphone5tho

Wednesday, December 11, 2013 09:20:59 PM from Twitter for Android

Somehow I've managed to get mashed potatoes on my belt buckle.

Wednesday, December 11, 2013 09:02:40 PM from Twitter for Android

CTO did NOT appreciate me blasting Christmas in Hollis while other suits were visiting

Wednesday, December 11, 2013 05:37:53 PM from Twitter Web Client

In theory, this shouldn't break #FiveWordTechHorrors @XtinaSchelin

Wednesday, December 11, 2013 04:19:46 PM from Twitter Web Client

The merge broke my build #FiveWordTechHorrors

Wednesday, December 11, 2013 04:16:33 PM from Twitter Web Client

PCI auditors have nonstop requests #FiveWordTechHorrors

Wednesday, December 11, 2013 04:16:04 PM from Twitter Web Client

Gonna change Gabe's title to "Knows it all"

Wednesday, December 11, 2013 09:16:35 AM from Twitter Web Client

Steve, I just sat down you stupid cunt. Get the fuck away from me

Wednesday, December 11, 2013 08:53:25 AM from Twitter Web Client

Android needs to lose the problem where it becomes slow as fuck while apps are updating or installing

Tuesday, December 10, 2013 09:18:03 PM from Twitter for Android

Now I need to figure out why this cuntish software doesn't compile

Tuesday, December 10, 2013 07:43:53 PM from Twitter Web Client

Everything sucks a dick

Tuesday, December 10, 2013 06:47:57 PM from Twitter for Android

No kidding. Guy's a fuckin asshole. (But so were the other choices): http://t.co/NnVe92ABS2

Tuesday, December 10, 2013 02:15:46 PM from Twitter Web Client

It's snowing! http://t.co/LHCpnZmQ4a

Tuesday, December 10, 2013 08:10:03 AM from Instagram