Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

Pregaming uncubed at the bar. Gotta be loose and conversational to recruit like a bosh

The MTA can suck three dicks

If you need me tomorrow, I'll be shitfaced at @getuncubed. You can find me undefeated at the Booker beer pong table

New blog post: Jennifer Lawrence Looks Like an Asshole with Short Hair http://bit.ly/1coSMKk

You're a fucking asshole if your offing yourself results in delays for thousands: http://t.co/zSDEzIOFVg Death isn't good enough punishment

I'm all about jammin to ghetto old skool rap beats today. I'm talkin Nas, Geto Boys, Biggie. Yes I spelled it skool.

Aahhhh. This coffee's tight

BEST. WORK. EMAIL. EVER. "We want to make sure we have coverage at Beer Pong as well as Cornhole." #Uncubed

@kerbear88 I have a view of Jersey City and a construction site

What dumb bastards actually thought Poland Spring was from Poland? Nice opening line bro http://t.co/VRDxDnuLsE

Legit told our architect that our queues didn't work due to permissions. He flat out denied it. 20 mins later, he told me to fix permissions

If you checked into snowpocalypse on Foursquare for a couple of flurries, you're a fucking asshole.

❄ It's ls 's snowing!!! ❄

Now that the series ended, I just started watching Breaking Bad. I've made a huge mistake.