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Saturday, December 14, 2013 08:14:34 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog
"I beat out a bunch of black girls in a booty shaking contest" -@MalJNew
Saturday, December 14, 2013 07:06:06 PM from Twitter for Android
Home alone is on Telemundo at the bar and its still awesome
Saturday, December 14, 2013 06:27:24 PM from Twitter for Android
Growlers is killing it on the tunes tonight. #LedZeppelin When the levee breaks
Saturday, December 14, 2013 06:26:47 PM from Twitter for Android
I don't care if @KFCBarstool did it already... I'm live tweeting Home Alone tonight.
Saturday, December 14, 2013 06:22:37 PM from Twitter for Android
This bitch is so fucking orange, I'm about to get a tan off that glow.
Saturday, December 14, 2013 04:54:28 PM from Twitter for Android
Wearing the gf's girly boots in the snow. #BarstoolConfessions
Saturday, December 14, 2013 10:29:04 AM from Twitter for Android
need to lose weight. feel like a tub of shit
Friday, December 13, 2013 04:36:14 PM from Twitter Web Client
4PM and I'm hungover as fuck still.. This is awful
Friday, December 13, 2013 04:19:19 PM from Twitter Web Client
Smell like the bottom of a bar....
Friday, December 13, 2013 08:38:31 AM from Twitter for Android
It. Might be worth it to take the edge off it
Thursday, December 12, 2013 11:39:29 PM from Twitter for Android
Lol music's on at the bar. my mom likes Katy Perry so if she's disappointed in ne, she's a fraud
Thursday, December 12, 2013 11:38:16 PM from Twitter for Android
"I told her I was your boss and now she's all about me"-Colin
Thursday, December 12, 2013 09:20:09 PM from Twitter for Android
@MalJNew stop smoking cigarettes dumbass. Smoke something better
Thursday, December 12, 2013 09:14:52 PM from Twitter for Android
I might be jealous that my girl has connections with the hot bartender. Not gonna lie
Thursday, December 12, 2013 08:52:56 PM from Twitter for Android