Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

My dad is so obsessed with the Sopranos he legit downloaded Tony Soprano's cell phone ringtone

Just hid the stupid ass Flash copy to clipboard button on mobile devices for my twitter app. mobile doesnt have flash asswipe

When I get a dog, his or her name is going to either be Baller or Dawg

RT @MalJNew Kevin McCallister for President

Have to poop and an in the middle of a rollout #ReleaseEngineerProblems

PJ day in the office and I'm wearing a onesie... How am I supposed to poop? Strip down in a stall?

RT @H9RBSjs: If I see a URL with "index2.html", there's no way I'm leaving that website without trying "index.html".

There are two goofballs who have not stepped away from our XBox all morning #MailTime

Eerie low fog on the Hudson with the Hudson filter. It's a soft day. http://t.co/rSHO4JMQBt

@MalJNew suck it

In reply to @MalJNew's tweet

"I'm a fray" - @MalJNew yesterdya evening. Was this actually a typo of cray? You said this in THREE different texts..

58 minute "express" train should've been 32 minutes. #MTA #Awesome

Just came across the Lessard soundboard from London and I nearly pissed my pants

Am I in a bubble? turntable.fm shut down on 12/2 and I just found out now? But I have a MILLION tech blogs on my feedly......