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Saturday, December 14, 2013 08:14:34 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

"I beat out a bunch of black girls in a booty shaking contest" -@MalJNew

Saturday, December 14, 2013 07:06:06 PM from Twitter for Android

Home alone is on Telemundo at the bar and its still awesome

Saturday, December 14, 2013 06:27:24 PM from Twitter for Android

Growlers is killing it on the tunes tonight. #LedZeppelin When the levee breaks

Saturday, December 14, 2013 06:26:47 PM from Twitter for Android

I don't care if @KFCBarstool did it already... I'm live tweeting Home Alone tonight.

Saturday, December 14, 2013 06:22:37 PM from Twitter for Android

This bitch is so fucking orange, I'm about to get a tan off that glow.

Saturday, December 14, 2013 04:54:28 PM from Twitter for Android

Wearing the gf's girly boots in the snow. #BarstoolConfessions

Saturday, December 14, 2013 10:29:04 AM from Twitter for Android

need to lose weight. feel like a tub of shit

Friday, December 13, 2013 04:36:14 PM from Twitter Web Client

4PM and I'm hungover as fuck still.. This is awful

Friday, December 13, 2013 04:19:19 PM from Twitter Web Client

Smell like the bottom of a bar....

Friday, December 13, 2013 08:38:31 AM from Twitter for Android

It. Might be worth it to take the edge off it

Thursday, December 12, 2013 11:39:29 PM from Twitter for Android

Lol music's on at the bar. my mom likes Katy Perry so if she's disappointed in ne, she's a fraud

Thursday, December 12, 2013 11:38:16 PM from Twitter for Android

"I told her I was your boss and now she's all about me"-Colin

Thursday, December 12, 2013 09:20:09 PM from Twitter for Android

@MalJNew stop smoking cigarettes dumbass. Smoke something better

Thursday, December 12, 2013 09:14:52 PM from Twitter for Android

I might be jealous that my girl has connections with the hot bartender. Not gonna lie

Thursday, December 12, 2013 08:52:56 PM from Twitter for Android