I can't stand this fucking company

Wednesday, November 20, 2013 01:19:55 PM from Twitter Web Client

Anyone have a copy of AM New York? I need to cut out multiple copies of Chris Christie's giant face.

Wednesday, November 20, 2013 09:50:53 AM from Twitter Web Client

Dibs on a bar called "The Stiff Cheese" Fuckin baller name if I say so myself

Tuesday, November 19, 2013 10:55:14 PM from Twitter for Android

Hhhhhhhhhhh (@ Casa della rossa! w/ @maljnew) http://4sq.com/17n3pgN

Tuesday, November 19, 2013 10:52:39 PM from foursquare

That's a damn good pickle

Tuesday, November 19, 2013 10:46:51 PM from Twitter for Android

I could go for a sausage and peppers right now.

Tuesday, November 19, 2013 10:38:07 PM from Twitter for Android

Joe Stein is 100% awesome.

Tuesday, November 19, 2013 03:00:23 PM from Twitter for Android

I need a #YeahJeets shirt and I needed it 2 years ago when I first heard this story. Yes, I knew about this 2 years ago.

Tuesday, November 19, 2013 12:20:40 PM from Twitter Web Client

Fucking director of engineering... Asks for shit that can't be rolled back. I do it. Shit breaks. He freaks out.

Tuesday, November 19, 2013 12:08:50 PM from Twitter Web Client

Guy who replaced Barry talks 3mph and sounds like a jackass and his trains are continuously late. Fucking reject

Tuesday, November 19, 2013 07:42:12 AM from Twitter for Android

@Fantasy_Mania #YeahJeets

Tuesday, November 19, 2013 01:26:11 AM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: #YeahJeets Hast Gotta Be 100% True Since It's On Barstool and Reddit http://t.co/lUgVuArMBI

Tuesday, November 19, 2013 01:23:10 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

20 years since Nirvana Unplugged in New York. Legit! ♪♬

Monday, November 18, 2013 10:44:24 PM from Twitter Web Client

Itching for Kit Kat on my Moto X. Beta should be going out today

Monday, November 18, 2013 07:37:14 PM from Twitter for Android

Fucking MTA can't even tell me what track my cocksucking train is on, so I have to stand in front of the board like an asshole

Monday, November 18, 2013 06:55:05 PM from Twitter for Android