Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

The guy horizontal, taking up an entire bench on a rush hour subway train deserves no less than a bullet in his head. Fucking waste of life.

Its Monday, which is the worst day of the week because I get to see that fuckin asshole McGivern at that shithole today.

Cuncel da Giants

That's some bullshit

Train engineer/driver is obviously an amateur hour. Guy did a slip/slide and ground down/locked the wheels

2.5 hours in/Drunk train home: Happy birthday @mich_amore

I wish this middle aged dude would stop making jerking off motions with his hand.

My tab tonight can completely suck my dick

Last train home is soooooo funny. Haven't taken this shit in years

Sure this wasn't you, abusers? @__JLu http://t.co/e5xnfSKa18

Google's "I'm feelin' lucky radio" mix is top notch right now.

Stein: "I don't drink water. Fish fuck in it"

RT @stoolpresidente: The dude at best buy who sold me this Windows 8 computer is a felon

Meg: "Also I have 2 questions for you because I believe you know everything" Duh. I've tweeted that I know it all before

Then they wonder why I hit the bottle #booker