Movie's so dated.... Power outage makes everyone oversleep? #getaniphonebro

Sunday, December 15, 2013 12:48:07 AM from Twitter for Android

Fuller! Go easy on the Pepsi!

Sunday, December 15, 2013 12:45:27 AM from Twitter for Android

Pizza delivery guy drives worse than an Asian woman...

Sunday, December 15, 2013 12:41:20 AM from Twitter for Android

Buzz has the hots for French chicks without shaved pits

Sunday, December 15, 2013 12:39:04 AM from Twitter for Android

Uncle Franks a dick and his mom is too busy on the phone

Sunday, December 15, 2013 12:35:40 AM from Twitter for Android

Live tweeting Home Alone starts now

Sunday, December 15, 2013 12:34:22 AM from Twitter for Android

Playing Cranium. Had to act out Clint Eastwood.... Said Eminem rapped about him in his mid 20s and Andy guessed right.

Saturday, December 14, 2013 10:16:40 PM from Twitter for Android

Danny just started singing me Baby Its cold outside... So now I'm 100% watching Elf with the lady.

Saturday, December 14, 2013 10:04:27 PM from Twitter for Android

@SonicBlur23 ya cocksucker... Thanks for showing me the Android game Traffic Racer. Now I'm gonna take 30 min shits at work instead of 24..

Saturday, December 14, 2013 09:51:25 PM from Twitter for Android

No sugar tonight in my coffee. No sugar tonight in my tea.

Saturday, December 14, 2013 09:48:40 PM from Twitter for Android

http://t.co/ZkcCCUWlGc

Saturday, December 14, 2013 09:24:58 PM from Twitter for Android

Ya called the front desk, but no one answered. That means Chugar killed the front desk dude duh.

Saturday, December 14, 2013 09:21:50 PM from Twitter for Android

Supposed to take the tracker outta the money first ya dumbass

Saturday, December 14, 2013 08:51:32 PM from Twitter for Android

”You mind riding bitch?" Best quote of the whole movie..

Saturday, December 14, 2013 08:36:22 PM from Twitter for Android

Welp. Home Alone isn't available yet, so I'll live tweet No Country for Old Men instead.

Saturday, December 14, 2013 08:31:06 PM from Twitter for Android