@__JLu no because I'm leaving this shithole in a year or so and then I'll be okay
Monday, December 16, 2013 10:34:10 AM from Twitter for Android
It's official. I'm gonna drop dead of a heart attack at 35 because I'm a hyper, negative, lazy out of shape Type A personailty asshole.
Monday, December 16, 2013 10:20:18 AM from Twitter Web Client
I'm gonna punch someone in the face today
Monday, December 16, 2013 09:37:31 AM from Twitter Web Client
It's bullshit that our snowstorm turned to rain. It's like 28 degrees.. Gonna be icy as a motherfucker out there...
Sunday, December 15, 2013 02:16:54 AM from Twitter for Android
The degenerate family returned... Wonderful
Sunday, December 15, 2013 02:09:48 AM from Twitter for Android
So Kevin cleaned up all those booby traps and shit in one evening?
Sunday, December 15, 2013 02:08:48 AM from Twitter for Android
Awww snow on Christmas morning. I need that shit.
Sunday, December 15, 2013 02:07:09 AM from Twitter for Android
Ya don't kill a tarantula with a crowbar ya dumbass
Sunday, December 15, 2013 02:00:30 AM from Twitter for Android
@MalJNew would react worse than Marv if I put a tarantula on her face.
Sunday, December 15, 2013 01:59:36 AM from Twitter for Android
yo Marv... Hope you have your tetanus shot... That nail to the foot is out of control...
Sunday, December 15, 2013 01:55:42 AM from Twitter for Android
No offense but aren't you a little to old to be afraid?
Sunday, December 15, 2013 01:45:00 AM from Twitter for Android
Santa... Your car's a piece of shit...
Sunday, December 15, 2013 01:39:36 AM from Twitter for Android
Yeah. Just hitchhike with a random ass polka band dude. Sounds legit
Sunday, December 15, 2013 01:33:27 AM from Twitter for Android
I'm gonna give ya to the count of 10 to get ya ugly, yella, no good keister off my property.
Sunday, December 15, 2013 01:30:29 AM from Twitter for Android
All those groceries were only $18.83? Shit. Bring me back to 1990
Sunday, December 15, 2013 01:27:18 AM from Twitter for Android