But I don't think you understand how amazing my girl's dinner was.
Sunday, December 01, 2013 05:42:02 PM from Twitter Web Client
@MalJNew fullashit. I have a pants tent. U ever see curb?
Sunday, December 01, 2013 05:07:52 PM from Twitter for Android
Just drunk texted the gf's mom about the direction toilet paper should be rolled in. We agreed. Top down son...
Sunday, December 01, 2013 05:00:54 PM from Twitter for Android
Some cracker keeps vulnerability scanning our servers. Getting mad alerts. Hammered son.
Sunday, December 01, 2013 03:49:54 PM from Twitter for Android
Squinty eyes! http://t.co/oduoHu44AY
Lol. I have to see John McGivern tomorrow. I hope he choked on a dick over Thanksgiving.
Sunday, December 01, 2013 03:10:02 PM from Twitter for Android
Hughlon's jammin'
Sunday, December 01, 2013 02:54:51 PM from Twitter for Android
Ims just going to get as fucked up as possible
Sunday, December 01, 2013 02:39:53 PM from Twitter for Android
Props to chef maljnew for the stuffed pork chops, green bean casserole and mashed potatoes! I've got a… http://t.co/6gQm4j1Imv
I was a little sad, and then I went to take a selfie and i look fucking ridiculous with this shitty haircut and stache. Then I smiled.
Saturday, November 30, 2013 12:53:37 AM from Twitter for Android
WTF. When I run this in a .bat file, it doesnt work but it does from the command line: curl -s -w %{http_code} http://t.co/n7C9fyrVoq
Friday, November 29, 2013 09:55:34 AM from Twitter Web Client
@Waspito Murrrrrica.... Happy Thanksgiving to you, Veronica and fam!
Thursday, November 28, 2013 05:18:23 PM from Twitter for Android
The fuck gave my uncle the remote? Why is this PBS shit on instead of football? http://t.co/zPONFaXrzV
Thursday, November 28, 2013 05:17:49 PM from Twitter for Android
@XtinaSchelin When I read "my hands are typing words," it reminded me of you. idk why. I can picture you saying it. Happy Thanksgiving!
Thursday, November 28, 2013 09:26:26 AM from Twitter Web Client