Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

Just added an "All tweets from this day" button on my random tweet generator page: Sometimes, you need more context: http://t.co/fCUJcpfuRg

I don't want Mike McCready to play solos for me. I NEED Mike McCready to play solos for me: http://t.co/brUtGhshkp

This season of Mob Wives is out if control. Hilarious. PS - Drita's the shit

If this doesn't make you cry your eyes out, then we probably couldn't be friends: http://t.co/T0IiiwOSdB

@smstemp taught my grandma about her phone once. Had to explain to her what a sext was after she got some random pic messages #awkward

In reply to @smstemp's tweet

New blog post: Geeky Scripting Shit http://t.co/oTJbjW5NXq

Cya Astoria

McGivern is ripping me a new asshole because I was unprepared to roll back and our SLA got fucked. #whoops

fuck this shit. ima go play in the snow

Rollout sucked, rollback caused an outage, IT guy has some girly high school drama with me. what a great day

Gatsby themed holiday party BLOWS. How am I supposed to compete with overachievers who look like they just left the Boardwalk Empire set?

Blasting some RATM when you're pissed off is one of the best things possible

FRONT END TEAM: SHUT THE FUCK UP. ALL OF YOU

Literally played Traffic Racer on the shitter for 20 minutes. #mailtime CC: @SonicBlur23

Look at these fucking suits. Might as well CUNCEL DA holiday party... We're not a startup anymore, Toto. http://t.co/aG2bsX33hx