RT @BarstoolJJ: Too old to be at Libation

Sunday, December 08, 2013 10:11:53 AM from Twitter for Android

We're so dumb.....

Sunday, December 08, 2013 02:09:40 AM from Twitter for Android

"Did I just chirp?" -@MalJNew

Sunday, December 08, 2013 02:08:15 AM from Twitter for Android

No, not excited to go to fuckin Newark. Buy a one way ticket there and it thinks I'm going there. For sure not. http://t.co/41b88yvYaX

Thursday, December 05, 2013 09:46:41 PM from Twitter Web Client

PRESS ALL THE BUTTONS

Thursday, December 05, 2013 12:28:29 PM from Twitter Web Client

"Guys... Vaginas make more sense than boxes" OH LAWD

Wednesday, December 04, 2013 11:28:16 PM from Twitter for Android

Deaf air bangulars

Wednesday, December 04, 2013 11:24:07 PM from Twitter for Android

Build server completely crashed during a RAID controller maintenance. I resign.

Wednesday, December 04, 2013 09:39:53 PM from Twitter for Android

This place sucks a dick. I'm so over it

Wednesday, December 04, 2013 12:31:45 PM from Twitter Web Client

I FUCKING HATE SECURITY AUDITORS

Wednesday, December 04, 2013 12:29:13 PM from Twitter Web Client

Natalia is flat out topless in her Facebook profile pic

Wednesday, December 04, 2013 12:43:49 AM from Twitter Web Client

Touche. And if you disagree, you're false. RT @lissema11 There is no better Christmas album than the Carpenters. #noargument

Tuesday, December 03, 2013 09:26:55 PM from Twitter for Android

This shit can eat my dick: http://t.co/32JRTyJxKX So fucking convoluted

Tuesday, December 03, 2013 02:24:09 PM from Twitter Web Client

Mad chill right now, you guys.

Tuesday, December 03, 2013 09:34:46 AM from Twitter Web Client

"He looks white out of one eye but pale out of the other" - @MalJNew "That's like saying he's black in one eye and negro in the other" mikey

Sunday, December 01, 2013 05:57:31 PM from Twitter Web Client