the fact that I memorized all the aspnet_regiis.exe switches demonstrates to me that I deal with too much bullshit

Thursday, December 12, 2013 05:56:46 PM from Twitter Web Client

My desk setup (and Stein hard at work...) http://t.co/RaYafax9lZ

Thursday, December 12, 2013 05:43:26 PM from Instagram

Working at this company on this software combined with the shithole of Lower Manhattan and tourists... I need anger management

Thursday, December 12, 2013 03:21:26 PM from Twitter Web Client

K now that I'm coherent again, this Twitter Android app update sucks a dick

Thursday, December 12, 2013 02:30:51 PM from Twitter for Android

New blog post: Pet Peeve: Elevator Door Close Buttons http://t.co/OOzonxyJVW

Thursday, December 12, 2013 01:45:11 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Wordpress updates always scare me because of the potential to break my twitter app. Does this work?

Thursday, December 12, 2013 01:13:58 PM from Twitter Web Client

99 stupid ass bugs in the code
99 bugs in the code
patch one down, compile it around
117 bugs in the code
(via @XtinaSchelin)

Thursday, December 12, 2013 11:58:52 AM from Twitter Web Client

Joe P: "Yo AppFabric sucks a dick"

Thursday, December 12, 2013 11:09:30 AM from Twitter Web Client

⚡ Twitter ruined its Android app. Christ.⚡ (so difficult to use) hhhhj @MalJNew

Wednesday, December 11, 2013 10:18:19 PM from Twitter for Android

Food stamps and EBT #butyougotdatiphone5tho

Wednesday, December 11, 2013 09:20:59 PM from Twitter for Android

Somehow I've managed to get mashed potatoes on my belt buckle.

Wednesday, December 11, 2013 09:02:40 PM from Twitter for Android

CTO did NOT appreciate me blasting Christmas in Hollis while other suits were visiting

Wednesday, December 11, 2013 05:37:53 PM from Twitter Web Client

In theory, this shouldn't break #FiveWordTechHorrors @XtinaSchelin

Wednesday, December 11, 2013 04:19:46 PM from Twitter Web Client

The merge broke my build #FiveWordTechHorrors

Wednesday, December 11, 2013 04:16:33 PM from Twitter Web Client

PCI auditors have nonstop requests #FiveWordTechHorrors

Wednesday, December 11, 2013 04:16:04 PM from Twitter Web Client