the fact that I memorized all the aspnet_regiis.exe switches demonstrates to me that I deal with too much bullshit
Thursday, December 12, 2013 05:56:46 PM from Twitter Web Client
My desk setup (and Stein hard at work...) http://t.co/RaYafax9lZ
Working at this company on this software combined with the shithole of Lower Manhattan and tourists... I need anger management
Thursday, December 12, 2013 03:21:26 PM from Twitter Web Client
K now that I'm coherent again, this Twitter Android app update sucks a dick
Thursday, December 12, 2013 02:30:51 PM from Twitter for Android
New blog post: Pet Peeve: Elevator Door Close Buttons http://t.co/OOzonxyJVW
Thursday, December 12, 2013 01:45:11 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog
Wordpress updates always scare me because of the potential to break my twitter app. Does this work?
Thursday, December 12, 2013 01:13:58 PM from Twitter Web Client
99 stupid ass bugs in the code
99 bugs in the code
patch one down, compile it around
117 bugs in the code
(via @XtinaSchelin)
Thursday, December 12, 2013 11:58:52 AM from Twitter Web Client
Joe P: "Yo AppFabric sucks a dick"
Thursday, December 12, 2013 11:09:30 AM from Twitter Web Client
⚡ Twitter ruined its Android app. Christ.⚡ (so difficult to use) hhhhj @MalJNew
Wednesday, December 11, 2013 10:18:19 PM from Twitter for Android
Food stamps and EBT #butyougotdatiphone5tho
Wednesday, December 11, 2013 09:20:59 PM from Twitter for Android
Somehow I've managed to get mashed potatoes on my belt buckle.
Wednesday, December 11, 2013 09:02:40 PM from Twitter for Android
CTO did NOT appreciate me blasting Christmas in Hollis while other suits were visiting
Wednesday, December 11, 2013 05:37:53 PM from Twitter Web Client
In theory, this shouldn't break #FiveWordTechHorrors @XtinaSchelin
Wednesday, December 11, 2013 04:19:46 PM from Twitter Web Client
The merge broke my build #FiveWordTechHorrors
Wednesday, December 11, 2013 04:16:33 PM from Twitter Web Client
PCI auditors have nonstop requests #FiveWordTechHorrors
Wednesday, December 11, 2013 04:16:04 PM from Twitter Web Client