I can spot a bad bitch from a mile away. My slutdar is top notch.
Thursday, December 26, 2013 01:00:24 AM from Twitter for Android
If you don't think I'm wearing sweatpants to the office tomorrow, then you're mistaken. Gonna be a whopping 5 people there.
Thursday, December 26, 2013 12:37:12 AM from Twitter Web Client
RT @BarstoolJJ: Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen.
Wednesday, December 25, 2013 11:36:45 AM from Twitter for Android
As a Christmas present, I present to you all the infamous Loyola Commons roof fromble: https://t.co/BV0Xefuz8S
Wednesday, December 25, 2013 11:29:11 AM from Twitter for Android
@__JLu omg I need to put that on YouTube
Tuesday, December 24, 2013 11:33:56 PM from Twitter for Android
I was watching old college drunken videos and pops laughed for 30secs when someone said "don't drink and drive when you can smoke and fly"
Tuesday, December 24, 2013 11:13:24 PM from Twitter for Android
Watching Winnie the Pooh and Christmas Too like a boss.
Tuesday, December 24, 2013 05:23:03 PM from Twitter for Android
Pearl Jam's Ten craclkin' away on Vinyl tho
Tuesday, December 24, 2013 02:49:07 PM from Twitter Web Client
My dad is so obsessed with the Sopranos he legit downloaded Tony Soprano's cell phone ringtone
Tuesday, December 24, 2013 01:11:32 PM from Twitter for Android
Just hid the stupid ass Flash copy to clipboard button on mobile devices for my twitter app. mobile doesnt have flash asswipe
Tuesday, December 24, 2013 01:36:00 AM from Twitter Web Client
When I get a dog, his or her name is going to either be Baller or Dawg
Monday, December 23, 2013 01:31:36 PM from Twitter for Android
RT @MalJNew Kevin McCallister for President
Monday, December 23, 2013 01:15:07 PM from Twitter Web Client
Have to poop and an in the middle of a rollout #ReleaseEngineerProblems
Monday, December 23, 2013 01:13:05 PM from Twitter Web Client
PJ day in the office and I'm wearing a onesie... How am I supposed to poop? Strip down in a stall?
Monday, December 23, 2013 12:38:34 PM from Twitter Web Client