4PM and I'm hungover as fuck still.. This is awful

Friday, December 13, 2013 04:19:19 PM from Twitter Web Client

Smell like the bottom of a bar....

Friday, December 13, 2013 08:38:31 AM from Twitter for Android

It. Might be worth it to take the edge off it

Thursday, December 12, 2013 11:39:29 PM from Twitter for Android

Lol music's on at the bar. my mom likes Katy Perry so if she's disappointed in ne, she's a fraud

Thursday, December 12, 2013 11:38:16 PM from Twitter for Android

"I told her I was your boss and now she's all about me"-Colin

Thursday, December 12, 2013 09:20:09 PM from Twitter for Android

@MalJNew stop smoking cigarettes dumbass. Smoke something better

Thursday, December 12, 2013 09:14:52 PM from Twitter for Android

I might be jealous that my girl has connections with the hot bartender. Not gonna lie

Thursday, December 12, 2013 08:52:56 PM from Twitter for Android

Whoever smoked weed in this bathroom knows what's up

Thursday, December 12, 2013 08:49:31 PM from Twitter for Android

"This bartender gets so many get out of jail free cards that I wanna snack her down a notch" -Colin

Thursday, December 12, 2013 08:47:31 PM from Twitter for Android

"I just want to tell you that you have a great ass" @MalJNew to the bartender who actually dies have a great ass. #nohomo

Thursday, December 12, 2013 08:45:25 PM from Twitter for Android

"I'm gonna stop drinking soon..."-me "Is that urgent or important?"-Colin GUY'S TIGHT

Thursday, December 12, 2013 08:33:47 PM from Twitter for Android

Got funny looks chugging a pitcher of beer in the office, you guys

Thursday, December 12, 2013 07:01:45 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm getting hammered tonight

Thursday, December 12, 2013 06:46:34 PM from Twitter for Android

maljnew got me this beagle ornament in 2011 http://t.co/g67TWWuzAY

Thursday, December 12, 2013 06:37:37 PM from Instagram

Just made fun of Perl. Offended all the old dudes....

Thursday, December 12, 2013 06:13:19 PM from Twitter Web Client