10 mins to all my east coast crackers. I got a couple of extra hours in the 2013 this year
Tuesday, December 31, 2013 11:52:50 PM from Twitter for Android
Oh Jorge, I'm very disappointed in your test scores. Is everything alright at home?
Monday, December 30, 2013 06:52:46 PM from Twitter for Android
These motherfuckers need to get their shit together with these server alerts and instability while I'm away.
Monday, December 30, 2013 03:45:32 PM from Twitter for Android
John P. Egg sangwich. Noms
Sunday, December 29, 2013 10:09:57 AM from Twitter for Android
Man with his flaming fire has conquered the wayward breezes
Sunday, December 29, 2013 09:05:16 AM from Twitter for Android
@Waspito how does one accidentally 6 shots of vodka?
Saturday, December 28, 2013 10:33:53 PM from Twitter for Android
These apple pies are knocking me on my ass.
Saturday, December 28, 2013 06:45:59 PM from Twitter for Android
Its time for apple pies!
Saturday, December 28, 2013 06:10:21 PM from Twitter for Android
"I got about 1300 rounds of ammo"
Saturday, December 28, 2013 04:54:54 PM from Twitter for Android
Is it acceptable to live tweet a mass? I kinda wanna get cray and commentate...
Saturday, December 28, 2013 12:05:13 AM from Twitter for Android
"When I was trippin' one time, I was drivin'"
Friday, December 27, 2013 11:43:15 PM from Twitter for Android
I tell the judge I'm 63, fuck them.
Friday, December 27, 2013 11:39:50 PM from Twitter for Android
John P: "Once I took acid fugheddabouddit. I took acid every day after that"
Friday, December 27, 2013 11:18:59 PM from Twitter for Android
"Back in 1971..." Lol
Friday, December 27, 2013 11:13:15 PM from Twitter for Android
Told the TSA guy I had a bottle of dihydrogen monoxide on my person and he freaked out. Dumbass
Friday, December 27, 2013 12:18:50 PM from Twitter for Android