I wish I could sled ride down my stairs, out my front door and onto my lawn too! So tight!

Sunday, December 15, 2013 01:00:35 AM from Twitter for Android

1, 2, 10!

Sunday, December 15, 2013 12:57:55 AM from Twitter for Android

RT @nyJULZmd Buzz! Your girlfriend.. woof!

Sunday, December 15, 2013 12:57:19 AM from Twitter for Android

Kevin...You are such a disease!

Sunday, December 15, 2013 12:55:28 AM from Twitter for Android

Dumb bastards leave for Europe without closing the garage? Come on!!!

Sunday, December 15, 2013 12:54:54 AM from Twitter for Android

They're all in first class? Pretentious pricks... Can't even remember their own son.

Sunday, December 15, 2013 12:52:38 AM from Twitter for Android

When I was a kid, my first plane ride was post Home Alone. I wondered why we didn't have to rush. It was b/c my family's not degenerates

Sunday, December 15, 2013 12:51:05 AM from Twitter for Android

Movie's so dated.... Power outage makes everyone oversleep? #getaniphonebro

Sunday, December 15, 2013 12:48:07 AM from Twitter for Android

Fuller! Go easy on the Pepsi!

Sunday, December 15, 2013 12:45:27 AM from Twitter for Android

Pizza delivery guy drives worse than an Asian woman...

Sunday, December 15, 2013 12:41:20 AM from Twitter for Android

Buzz has the hots for French chicks without shaved pits

Sunday, December 15, 2013 12:39:04 AM from Twitter for Android

Uncle Franks a dick and his mom is too busy on the phone

Sunday, December 15, 2013 12:35:40 AM from Twitter for Android

Live tweeting Home Alone starts now

Sunday, December 15, 2013 12:34:22 AM from Twitter for Android

Playing Cranium. Had to act out Clint Eastwood.... Said Eminem rapped about him in his mid 20s and Andy guessed right.

Saturday, December 14, 2013 10:16:40 PM from Twitter for Android

Danny just started singing me Baby Its cold outside... So now I'm 100% watching Elf with the lady.

Saturday, December 14, 2013 10:04:27 PM from Twitter for Android