Took two shits in the mornin. Took two shits at night. Took two shits in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright

Friday, January 03, 2014 09:09:18 PM from Twitter for Android

Liz you slut. Stop calling me for the D.... http://t.co/RuhZxdWUHf

Friday, January 03, 2014 08:36:00 PM from Twitter for Android

RT @BarstoolJJ: I'm going to a couples game night tonight. Remember that when you are trying to fuck a rando tonight.

Friday, January 03, 2014 06:53:34 PM from Twitter for Android

@tomwcleary Everyone is always in a contract dispute with Cablevision. Since 2002 with the Yankees.... They never want to pay...

In reply to @tomwcleary's tweet

Friday, January 03, 2014 06:53:13 PM from Twitter for Android

Which one looks cooler? http://t.co/4wIzc1cTdD

Friday, January 03, 2014 03:30:25 AM from Twitter for Android

Enjoyyyyyyyyy to everyone in NY with the snow and 0 degree weather. I'm in a fly hot tub looking at the stars.

Friday, January 03, 2014 12:50:26 AM from Twitter for Android

Since 1995 http://t.co/YCAIO2W6qo

Thursday, January 02, 2014 06:51:52 PM from Instagram

Grand Canyon! #nofilter @ Grand Canyon National Park South Rim http://t.co/FTG8d4DOWj

Thursday, January 02, 2014 06:25:36 PM from Instagram

My beard is excellent

Thursday, January 02, 2014 02:48:28 PM from Twitter for Android

Peaches and cream
I need it cause you know that I'm a fiend
http://t.co/LvmjSjtW09

Wednesday, January 01, 2014 11:44:42 PM from Twitter for Android

The best detox is retox

Wednesday, January 01, 2014 10:57:07 PM from Twitter for Android

Hos and Peace http://t.co/YfbyBmm2z7

Wednesday, January 01, 2014 08:16:38 PM from Twitter for Android

Just ordered a rack of ribs #fattie

Wednesday, January 01, 2014 07:22:45 PM from Twitter for Android

This Michelle champagne tastes like assholes

Wednesday, January 01, 2014 06:27:36 PM from Twitter for Android

You rat muddafucka you

Wednesday, January 01, 2014 01:10:22 AM from Twitter for Android