@MalJNew would react worse than Marv if I put a tarantula on her face.
Sunday, December 15, 2013 01:59:36 AM from Twitter for Android
yo Marv... Hope you have your tetanus shot... That nail to the foot is out of control...
Sunday, December 15, 2013 01:55:42 AM from Twitter for Android
No offense but aren't you a little to old to be afraid?
Sunday, December 15, 2013 01:45:00 AM from Twitter for Android
Santa... Your car's a piece of shit...
Sunday, December 15, 2013 01:39:36 AM from Twitter for Android
Yeah. Just hitchhike with a random ass polka band dude. Sounds legit
Sunday, December 15, 2013 01:33:27 AM from Twitter for Android
I'm gonna give ya to the count of 10 to get ya ugly, yella, no good keister off my property.
Sunday, December 15, 2013 01:30:29 AM from Twitter for Android
All those groceries were only $18.83? Shit. Bring me back to 1990
Sunday, December 15, 2013 01:27:18 AM from Twitter for Android
I GOTTA watch that mob movie. Shame it's not real. I'd probably like it better than Casino.
Sunday, December 15, 2013 01:23:27 AM from Twitter for Android
Buzz's 3 reasons... A, 2 and D... Dumbass
Sunday, December 15, 2013 01:21:24 AM from Twitter for Android
You guys come back, I'll be ready!
Sunday, December 15, 2013 01:18:22 AM from Twitter for Android
Herb?! Is this toothbrush ADA approved?
Sunday, December 15, 2013 01:14:35 AM from Twitter for Android
Grow a pair Kevin. I know you're 7 but aftershave doesn't burn that bad. Also, way to fuck up Buzz's shelves. Guy deserved it.
Sunday, December 15, 2013 01:10:30 AM from Twitter for Android
Smart kid, Kevin... You can't trust the fuckin PO-lice. I wouldn't answer the door either.
Sunday, December 15, 2013 01:08:12 AM from Twitter for Android
Crisis intervention cop is such a douchebag.. Keep eating that donut bro.
Sunday, December 15, 2013 01:06:47 AM from Twitter for Android
My boys dad down the block was a landscaper and had that same blue Dodge Ram. Such a sketch vehicle.
Sunday, December 15, 2013 01:03:12 AM from Twitter for Android