I think I just broke Foursquare.

Friday, December 27, 2013 02:02:54 AM from Twitter Web Client

Coworker said he wished the system didn't crash without me. I fucking hope so too bro (plus, don't bother me)

Friday, December 27, 2013 01:09:09 AM from Twitter Web Client

Vacation responder on and work email push notifications disabled. Don't wanna know anything. PEACE OUT biddies.

Friday, December 27, 2013 01:07:34 AM from Twitter Web Client

The fam basically pulled #MailTime on Christmas dinner. Just didn't give a fuck

Friday, December 27, 2013 12:49:12 AM from Twitter for Android

Hungry as fuck, obviously, due to feeble meals served over the past few days. TV dinners and leftovers go perfectly around Christmas #thefuk

Thursday, December 26, 2013 11:11:56 PM from Twitter Web Client

Absolute horse shit meal served to me this Christmas. Ranks as one of the worst Christmas dinners in 25 years. Leftover fuckin leather veal.

Thursday, December 26, 2013 10:05:45 PM from Twitter for Android

@MalJNew Suck it. My TV dinner was AWESOME, you guys

In reply to @MalJNew's tweet

Thursday, December 26, 2013 09:08:49 PM from Twitter Web Client

Best. Workday. Ever. #Shiner http://t.co/hQkjRg0mY3

Thursday, December 26, 2013 02:52:55 PM from Twitter for Android

Colin finally bounced for lunch. Going to the fuckin bar.

Thursday, December 26, 2013 01:10:47 PM from Twitter Web Client

Clune's bringing Shiner back into the office. I hope he bites McGivern

Thursday, December 26, 2013 10:43:00 AM from Twitter Web Client

Just poured myself a whiskey.

Thursday, December 26, 2013 10:10:53 AM from Twitter Web Client

Per Alina, my command prompt is now purple. Black and white was too boring @maljnew #ThoughtOfTheDay

Thursday, December 26, 2013 10:10:15 AM from Twitter Web Client

Haven't done JACK SHIT yet today

Thursday, December 26, 2013 09:47:53 AM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: Are We For Real? http://bit.ly/1cqKvbc

Thursday, December 26, 2013 08:52:51 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Backhanded comment from TK on my sweatpants #eatadick.info

Thursday, December 26, 2013 08:48:56 AM from Twitter Web Client