I think I just broke Foursquare.
Friday, December 27, 2013 02:02:54 AM from Twitter Web Client
Coworker said he wished the system didn't crash without me. I fucking hope so too bro (plus, don't bother me)
Friday, December 27, 2013 01:09:09 AM from Twitter Web Client
Vacation responder on and work email push notifications disabled. Don't wanna know anything. PEACE OUT biddies.
Friday, December 27, 2013 01:07:34 AM from Twitter Web Client
The fam basically pulled #MailTime on Christmas dinner. Just didn't give a fuck
Friday, December 27, 2013 12:49:12 AM from Twitter for Android
Hungry as fuck, obviously, due to feeble meals served over the past few days. TV dinners and leftovers go perfectly around Christmas #thefuk
Thursday, December 26, 2013 11:11:56 PM from Twitter Web Client
Absolute horse shit meal served to me this Christmas. Ranks as one of the worst Christmas dinners in 25 years. Leftover fuckin leather veal.
Thursday, December 26, 2013 10:05:45 PM from Twitter for Android
@MalJNew Suck it. My TV dinner was AWESOME, you guys
Thursday, December 26, 2013 09:08:49 PM from Twitter Web Client
Best. Workday. Ever. #Shiner http://t.co/hQkjRg0mY3
Thursday, December 26, 2013 02:52:55 PM from Twitter for Android
Colin finally bounced for lunch. Going to the fuckin bar.
Thursday, December 26, 2013 01:10:47 PM from Twitter Web Client
Clune's bringing Shiner back into the office. I hope he bites McGivern
Thursday, December 26, 2013 10:43:00 AM from Twitter Web Client
Just poured myself a whiskey.
Thursday, December 26, 2013 10:10:53 AM from Twitter Web Client
Per Alina, my command prompt is now purple. Black and white was too boring @maljnew #ThoughtOfTheDay
Thursday, December 26, 2013 10:10:15 AM from Twitter Web Client
Haven't done JACK SHIT yet today
Thursday, December 26, 2013 09:47:53 AM from Twitter Web Client
New blog post: Are We For Real? http://bit.ly/1cqKvbc
Thursday, December 26, 2013 08:52:51 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog
Backhanded comment from TK on my sweatpants #eatadick.info
Thursday, December 26, 2013 08:48:56 AM from Twitter Web Client