@SonicBlur23 ya cocksucker... Thanks for showing me the Android game Traffic Racer. Now I'm gonna take 30 min shits at work instead of 24..

Saturday, December 14, 2013 09:51:25 PM from Twitter for Android

No sugar tonight in my coffee. No sugar tonight in my tea.

Saturday, December 14, 2013 09:48:40 PM from Twitter for Android

http://t.co/ZkcCCUWlGc

Saturday, December 14, 2013 09:24:58 PM from Twitter for Android

Ya called the front desk, but no one answered. That means Chugar killed the front desk dude duh.

Saturday, December 14, 2013 09:21:50 PM from Twitter for Android

Supposed to take the tracker outta the money first ya dumbass

Saturday, December 14, 2013 08:51:32 PM from Twitter for Android

”You mind riding bitch?" Best quote of the whole movie..

Saturday, December 14, 2013 08:36:22 PM from Twitter for Android

Welp. Home Alone isn't available yet, so I'll live tweet No Country for Old Men instead.

Saturday, December 14, 2013 08:31:06 PM from Twitter for Android

New blog post: Metro North Wasn't Fucking Around About SantaCon http://t.co/yWDr9dm4e5

Saturday, December 14, 2013 08:14:34 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

"I beat out a bunch of black girls in a booty shaking contest" -@MalJNew

Saturday, December 14, 2013 07:06:06 PM from Twitter for Android

Home alone is on Telemundo at the bar and its still awesome

Saturday, December 14, 2013 06:27:24 PM from Twitter for Android

Growlers is killing it on the tunes tonight. #LedZeppelin When the levee breaks

Saturday, December 14, 2013 06:26:47 PM from Twitter for Android

I don't care if @KFCBarstool did it already... I'm live tweeting Home Alone tonight.

Saturday, December 14, 2013 06:22:37 PM from Twitter for Android

This bitch is so fucking orange, I'm about to get a tan off that glow.

Saturday, December 14, 2013 04:54:28 PM from Twitter for Android

Wearing the gf's girly boots in the snow. #BarstoolConfessions

Saturday, December 14, 2013 10:29:04 AM from Twitter for Android

need to lose weight. feel like a tub of shit

Friday, December 13, 2013 04:36:14 PM from Twitter Web Client