Cheers to the old dude at McFadden's frat ass bat

Thursday, January 09, 2014 11:47:15 PM from Twitter for Android

Ryanne is bartending tonight. I'm getting wasted

Thursday, January 09, 2014 11:43:13 PM from Twitter for Android

Santino is awesome

Thursday, January 09, 2014 11:17:59 PM from Twitter for Android

Gabe, shut the fuck up about Hennessy. Talking about it for the past 10 mins like he's the connoisseur of all alcohol. You're also white.

Thursday, January 09, 2014 04:47:15 PM from Twitter Web Client

My job is LITERALLY shitty. Can't even poop here. I tried both floors and all stalls are maxed out. #dafuq

Thursday, January 09, 2014 03:26:33 PM from Twitter for Android

Our API documentation looks like a drunk rest stop bathroom attendant took Twitter bootstrap and threw up all over the webpage

Thursday, January 09, 2014 03:05:51 PM from Twitter Web Client

This old bitch smells like crusted piss

Thursday, January 09, 2014 08:51:59 AM from Twitter for Android

Omg. I've forgotten how much dick it sucks to commute from Westchester

Thursday, January 09, 2014 08:50:47 AM from Twitter for Android

Bitch get yourself checked out

Thursday, January 09, 2014 08:44:20 AM from Twitter for Android

Motherfuckers need to stop coughing on this train. It's like I'm in a TB ward

Thursday, January 09, 2014 08:39:02 AM from Twitter for Android

Bring me this dual GPU Aorus gaming laptop that's is less than an inch thick: http://t.co/RfUydLXjH4

Wednesday, January 08, 2014 11:08:09 PM from feedly cloud

@MalJNew what up stripes

Wednesday, January 08, 2014 05:53:04 PM from Twitter Web Client

Gabe, I don't give a fuck about how you keep a Windows XP VM around.. Shut up

Wednesday, January 08, 2014 11:17:59 AM from Twitter Web Client

9 degrees out and I'm sweating balls at my desk and have a fan on

Tuesday, January 07, 2014 05:12:05 PM from Twitter Web Client

FYI. My ass looks studly today in dem jeans #DATASS

Tuesday, January 07, 2014 03:01:28 PM from Twitter Web Client