Cheers to the old dude at McFadden's frat ass bat
Thursday, January 09, 2014 11:47:15 PM from Twitter for Android
Ryanne is bartending tonight. I'm getting wasted
Thursday, January 09, 2014 11:43:13 PM from Twitter for Android
Santino is awesome
Thursday, January 09, 2014 11:17:59 PM from Twitter for Android
Gabe, shut the fuck up about Hennessy. Talking about it for the past 10 mins like he's the connoisseur of all alcohol. You're also white.
Thursday, January 09, 2014 04:47:15 PM from Twitter Web Client
My job is LITERALLY shitty. Can't even poop here. I tried both floors and all stalls are maxed out. #dafuq
Thursday, January 09, 2014 03:26:33 PM from Twitter for Android
Our API documentation looks like a drunk rest stop bathroom attendant took Twitter bootstrap and threw up all over the webpage
Thursday, January 09, 2014 03:05:51 PM from Twitter Web Client
This old bitch smells like crusted piss
Thursday, January 09, 2014 08:51:59 AM from Twitter for Android
Omg. I've forgotten how much dick it sucks to commute from Westchester
Thursday, January 09, 2014 08:50:47 AM from Twitter for Android
Bitch get yourself checked out
Thursday, January 09, 2014 08:44:20 AM from Twitter for Android
Motherfuckers need to stop coughing on this train. It's like I'm in a TB ward
Thursday, January 09, 2014 08:39:02 AM from Twitter for Android
Bring me this dual GPU Aorus gaming laptop that's is less than an inch thick: http://t.co/RfUydLXjH4
@MalJNew what up stripes
Wednesday, January 08, 2014 05:53:04 PM from Twitter Web Client
Gabe, I don't give a fuck about how you keep a Windows XP VM around.. Shut up
Wednesday, January 08, 2014 11:17:59 AM from Twitter Web Client
9 degrees out and I'm sweating balls at my desk and have a fan on
Tuesday, January 07, 2014 05:12:05 PM from Twitter Web Client
FYI. My ass looks studly today in dem jeans #DATASS
Tuesday, January 07, 2014 03:01:28 PM from Twitter Web Client