Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

Gabe, shut the fuck up.

This dude Gabe is SO annoying. He knows it all. He'll overhear you talking, chime in and his way is better. #fuckoff

Colin is still talking. Shut up

Colin, shut the fuck up.

0 sympathy for this family whatsoever. You're rich anyway shut the fuck up you crazy bible nutjobs and respect people http://t.co/d1ScQrV2a8

Our new UX director looks like a stiff. Guy needs a couple of drinks to loosen up

Boss has a bottle of Elija Craig on his desk and I'm tempted to have some to cure my cold. Don't care that it's 9:45am

Just added an "All tweets from this day" button on my random tweet generator page: Sometimes, you need more context: http://t.co/fCUJcpfuRg

I don't want Mike McCready to play solos for me. I NEED Mike McCready to play solos for me: http://t.co/brUtGhshkp

This season of Mob Wives is out if control. Hilarious. PS - Drita's the shit

If this doesn't make you cry your eyes out, then we probably couldn't be friends: http://t.co/T0IiiwOSdB

@smstemp taught my grandma about her phone once. Had to explain to her what a sext was after she got some random pic messages #awkward

In reply to @smstemp's tweet

New blog post: Geeky Scripting Shit http://t.co/oTJbjW5NXq

Cya Astoria

McGivern is ripping me a new asshole because I was unprepared to roll back and our SLA got fucked. #whoops