Pearl Jam's Ten craclkin' away on Vinyl tho
Tuesday, December 24, 2013 02:49:07 PM from Twitter Web Client
My dad is so obsessed with the Sopranos he legit downloaded Tony Soprano's cell phone ringtone
Tuesday, December 24, 2013 01:11:32 PM from Twitter for Android
Just hid the stupid ass Flash copy to clipboard button on mobile devices for my twitter app. mobile doesnt have flash asswipe
Tuesday, December 24, 2013 01:36:00 AM from Twitter Web Client
When I get a dog, his or her name is going to either be Baller or Dawg
Monday, December 23, 2013 01:31:36 PM from Twitter for Android
RT @MalJNew Kevin McCallister for President
Monday, December 23, 2013 01:15:07 PM from Twitter Web Client
Have to poop and an in the middle of a rollout #ReleaseEngineerProblems
Monday, December 23, 2013 01:13:05 PM from Twitter Web Client
PJ day in the office and I'm wearing a onesie... How am I supposed to poop? Strip down in a stall?
Monday, December 23, 2013 12:38:34 PM from Twitter Web Client
RT @H9RBSjs: If I see a URL with "index2.html", there's no way I'm leaving that website without trying "index.html".
Monday, December 23, 2013 11:48:02 AM from Twitter for Android
There are two goofballs who have not stepped away from our XBox all morning #MailTime
Monday, December 23, 2013 11:46:09 AM from Twitter Web Client
Eerie low fog on the Hudson with the Hudson filter. It's a soft day. http://t.co/rSHO4JMQBt
"I'm a fray" - @MalJNew yesterdya evening. Was this actually a typo of cray? You said this in THREE different texts..
Monday, December 23, 2013 11:36:04 AM from Twitter Web Client
58 minute "express" train should've been 32 minutes. #MTA #Awesome
Monday, December 23, 2013 08:59:19 AM from Twitter for Android
Just came across the Lessard soundboard from London and I nearly pissed my pants
Sunday, December 22, 2013 09:21:03 PM from Twitter Web Client