Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

Unbelievably hot on this train. Gotta turn that heat all the way up in honor of #MLK We're not wearing winter coats or anythig

Just realized that my part of the office is a sausagefest... #frontend and #sysops.

I am now in a Twitter fight with @waspito. We are fighting over Jennifer Lawrence.

Sorry Mal. Gonna go see my gf Jennifer in American Hustle tonight.

There ya go man. Keep as cool as you can

Guy with the harmonica singing piano man is gonna pull in mad pussy even though he's ugly and bald as fuck.

This gentleman singing Like a Virgin at karaoke must be missing his testicles. Thought a woman was singing. Pretty good tho

Such a narcissist. Just looked at my reflection in a tap handle and couldn't get over how fuckin hot I am

I'm rooting for this guy and two smokes at the bar to have a threesome

Happy bday grandma

Wake up in the morning feeling like @tomwcleary

90s techno on at the bar. I'm getting wasted #bemyloverwannabemylover

72 weeks in a row at bars, according to foursquare. I need to get my life together

CTO was not pleased that I was blasting 40 Oz to Freedom on my DevOps TV

I smell like something illegal and I'm at work and it's driving me crazy and i;m sure it's in my head I NEED MORE BEER