Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

"I got about 1300 rounds of ammo"

Is it acceptable to live tweet a mass? I kinda wanna get cray and commentate...

"When I was trippin' one time, I was drivin'"

I tell the judge I'm 63, fuck them.

John P: "Once I took acid fugheddabouddit. I took acid every day after that"

"Back in 1971..." Lol

Told the TSA guy I had a bottle of dihydrogen monoxide on my person and he freaked out. Dumbass

I think I just broke Foursquare.

Coworker said he wished the system didn't crash without me. I fucking hope so too bro (plus, don't bother me)

Vacation responder on and work email push notifications disabled. Don't wanna know anything. PEACE OUT biddies.

The fam basically pulled #MailTime on Christmas dinner. Just didn't give a fuck

Hungry as fuck, obviously, due to feeble meals served over the past few days. TV dinners and leftovers go perfectly around Christmas #thefuk

Absolute horse shit meal served to me this Christmas. Ranks as one of the worst Christmas dinners in 25 years. Leftover fuckin leather veal.

@MalJNew Suck it. My TV dinner was AWESOME, you guys

In reply to @MalJNew's tweet