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Thursday, January 23, 2014 12:33:35 AM from Twitter for Android

Time Warner sucks absolute dick. Worst. ISP. Ever.

Thursday, January 23, 2014 12:32:26 AM from Twitter for Android

RT @DadBoner: If you're not gettin' blackout bombed for Guy Fieri's b-day, you might as well just groan out a hot whizz on the American fla…

Wednesday, January 22, 2014 11:21:27 PM from Twitter for Android

I said one line during that whole meeting. It was a joke. They laughed

Wednesday, January 22, 2014 05:51:35 PM from Twitter for Android

Is this conference room haunted? There are ridiculous temperature swings here

Wednesday, January 22, 2014 05:01:29 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm about to dropkick our director of engineering

Wednesday, January 22, 2014 04:41:21 PM from Twitter for Android

In a 2 hr meeting. Conference room is 85. FML

Wednesday, January 22, 2014 04:13:53 PM from Twitter for Android

Colin. I don't give a fuck about SQL Server 2012, certs and encryption. Shut up

Wednesday, January 22, 2014 03:49:29 PM from Twitter Web Client

My beard is excellent. Need the red and black lumberjack (with the hat to match) #biggie

Wednesday, January 22, 2014 01:06:32 PM from Twitter Web Client

Colin, stop talking to me about actual work. I'm trying to use company time to work on a side project.

Tuesday, January 21, 2014 02:25:18 PM from Twitter Web Client

Colin, shut the fuck up

Tuesday, January 21, 2014 12:10:36 PM from Twitter Web Client

On our lockscreen, all you have to do is view source, find the unlock function and enter it in JS console. VALIDATE IT ON BACKEND ASSHATS

Tuesday, January 21, 2014 10:00:27 AM from Twitter Web Client

In honor of MLK day, I share his personality: http://www.16personalities.com/infj-personality

Monday, January 20, 2014 09:45:26 PM from Twitter Web Client

Puppies are cute tho

Monday, January 20, 2014 08:11:39 PM from Twitter Web Client

I'm batshit crazy

Monday, January 20, 2014 07:55:57 PM from Twitter for Android