@BadPointer .NETfiddle brah
Thursday, January 23, 2014 12:33:35 AM from Twitter for Android
Time Warner sucks absolute dick. Worst. ISP. Ever.
Thursday, January 23, 2014 12:32:26 AM from Twitter for Android
RT @DadBoner: If you're not gettin' blackout bombed for Guy Fieri's b-day, you might as well just groan out a hot whizz on the American fla…
Wednesday, January 22, 2014 11:21:27 PM from Twitter for Android
I said one line during that whole meeting. It was a joke. They laughed
Wednesday, January 22, 2014 05:51:35 PM from Twitter for Android
Is this conference room haunted? There are ridiculous temperature swings here
Wednesday, January 22, 2014 05:01:29 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm about to dropkick our director of engineering
Wednesday, January 22, 2014 04:41:21 PM from Twitter for Android
In a 2 hr meeting. Conference room is 85. FML
Wednesday, January 22, 2014 04:13:53 PM from Twitter for Android
Colin. I don't give a fuck about SQL Server 2012, certs and encryption. Shut up
Wednesday, January 22, 2014 03:49:29 PM from Twitter Web Client
My beard is excellent. Need the red and black lumberjack (with the hat to match) #biggie
Wednesday, January 22, 2014 01:06:32 PM from Twitter Web Client
Colin, stop talking to me about actual work. I'm trying to use company time to work on a side project.
Tuesday, January 21, 2014 02:25:18 PM from Twitter Web Client
Colin, shut the fuck up
Tuesday, January 21, 2014 12:10:36 PM from Twitter Web Client
On our lockscreen, all you have to do is view source, find the unlock function and enter it in JS console. VALIDATE IT ON BACKEND ASSHATS
Tuesday, January 21, 2014 10:00:27 AM from Twitter Web Client
In honor of MLK day, I share his personality: http://www.16personalities.com/infj-personality
Monday, January 20, 2014 09:45:26 PM from Twitter Web Client
Puppies are cute tho
Monday, January 20, 2014 08:11:39 PM from Twitter Web Client
I'm batshit crazy
Monday, January 20, 2014 07:55:57 PM from Twitter for Android