My beard is excellent

Thursday, January 02, 2014 02:48:28 PM from Twitter for Android

Peaches and cream
I need it cause you know that I'm a fiend
http://t.co/LvmjSjtW09

Wednesday, January 01, 2014 11:44:42 PM from Twitter for Android

The best detox is retox

Wednesday, January 01, 2014 10:57:07 PM from Twitter for Android

Hos and Peace http://t.co/YfbyBmm2z7

Wednesday, January 01, 2014 08:16:38 PM from Twitter for Android

Just ordered a rack of ribs #fattie

Wednesday, January 01, 2014 07:22:45 PM from Twitter for Android

This Michelle champagne tastes like assholes

Wednesday, January 01, 2014 06:27:36 PM from Twitter for Android

You rat muddafucka you

Wednesday, January 01, 2014 01:10:22 AM from Twitter for Android

10 mins to all my east coast crackers. I got a couple of extra hours in the 2013 this year

Tuesday, December 31, 2013 11:52:50 PM from Twitter for Android

Oh Jorge, I'm very disappointed in your test scores. Is everything alright at home?

Monday, December 30, 2013 06:52:46 PM from Twitter for Android

These motherfuckers need to get their shit together with these server alerts and instability while I'm away.

Monday, December 30, 2013 03:45:32 PM from Twitter for Android

John P. Egg sangwich. Noms

Sunday, December 29, 2013 10:09:57 AM from Twitter for Android

Man with his flaming fire has conquered the wayward breezes

Sunday, December 29, 2013 09:05:16 AM from Twitter for Android

@Waspito how does one accidentally 6 shots of vodka?

Saturday, December 28, 2013 10:33:53 PM from Twitter for Android

These apple pies are knocking me on my ass.

Saturday, December 28, 2013 06:45:59 PM from Twitter for Android

Its time for apple pies!

Saturday, December 28, 2013 06:10:21 PM from Twitter for Android