Bitch get yourself checked out

Thursday, January 09, 2014 08:44:20 AM from Twitter for Android

Motherfuckers need to stop coughing on this train. It's like I'm in a TB ward

Thursday, January 09, 2014 08:39:02 AM from Twitter for Android

Bring me this dual GPU Aorus gaming laptop that's is less than an inch thick: http://t.co/RfUydLXjH4

Wednesday, January 08, 2014 11:08:09 PM from feedly cloud

@MalJNew what up stripes

Wednesday, January 08, 2014 05:53:04 PM from Twitter Web Client

Gabe, I don't give a fuck about how you keep a Windows XP VM around.. Shut up

Wednesday, January 08, 2014 11:17:59 AM from Twitter Web Client

9 degrees out and I'm sweating balls at my desk and have a fan on

Tuesday, January 07, 2014 05:12:05 PM from Twitter Web Client

FYI. My ass looks studly today in dem jeans #DATASS

Tuesday, January 07, 2014 03:01:28 PM from Twitter Web Client

I FUCKING HOPE SO TOO, DUDE http://t.co/pQvhBIQpyJ

Tuesday, January 07, 2014 09:17:12 AM from Twitter Web Client

I've got a cray

Monday, January 06, 2014 10:01:03 PM from Twitter for Android

Incorrect tweet of 2014: "I'll cut you some slack. You bleed three out of four weeks every month. Wait... I reversed that..."

Monday, January 06, 2014 09:58:26 PM from Twitter for Android

Back from vacation. Build server crashed again.

Monday, January 06, 2014 02:26:42 PM from Twitter Web Client

I want-a the mortadella sliced a thin-a

Sunday, January 05, 2014 07:46:49 PM from Twitter for Android

This little old Italian lady/ deli guy interaction would make for Oscar winning television. I'm cracking up

Sunday, January 05, 2014 07:46:09 PM from Twitter for Android

A woman just ordered half white and half yellow american cheese at the deli. Isn't it the same shit and just dyed?

Sunday, January 05, 2014 07:42:16 PM from Twitter for Android

DAT ass

Sunday, January 05, 2014 07:04:57 PM from Twitter for Android