Bitch get yourself checked out
Thursday, January 09, 2014 08:44:20 AM from Twitter for Android
Motherfuckers need to stop coughing on this train. It's like I'm in a TB ward
Thursday, January 09, 2014 08:39:02 AM from Twitter for Android
Bring me this dual GPU Aorus gaming laptop that's is less than an inch thick: http://t.co/RfUydLXjH4
@MalJNew what up stripes
Wednesday, January 08, 2014 05:53:04 PM from Twitter Web Client
Gabe, I don't give a fuck about how you keep a Windows XP VM around.. Shut up
Wednesday, January 08, 2014 11:17:59 AM from Twitter Web Client
9 degrees out and I'm sweating balls at my desk and have a fan on
Tuesday, January 07, 2014 05:12:05 PM from Twitter Web Client
FYI. My ass looks studly today in dem jeans #DATASS
Tuesday, January 07, 2014 03:01:28 PM from Twitter Web Client
I FUCKING HOPE SO TOO, DUDE http://t.co/pQvhBIQpyJ
Tuesday, January 07, 2014 09:17:12 AM from Twitter Web Client
I've got a cray
Monday, January 06, 2014 10:01:03 PM from Twitter for Android
Incorrect tweet of 2014: "I'll cut you some slack. You bleed three out of four weeks every month. Wait... I reversed that..."
Monday, January 06, 2014 09:58:26 PM from Twitter for Android
Back from vacation. Build server crashed again.
Monday, January 06, 2014 02:26:42 PM from Twitter Web Client
I want-a the mortadella sliced a thin-a
Sunday, January 05, 2014 07:46:49 PM from Twitter for Android
This little old Italian lady/ deli guy interaction would make for Oscar winning television. I'm cracking up
Sunday, January 05, 2014 07:46:09 PM from Twitter for Android
A woman just ordered half white and half yellow american cheese at the deli. Isn't it the same shit and just dyed?
Sunday, January 05, 2014 07:42:16 PM from Twitter for Android