Honest to God. This is more fun than I ever had at the Grape with the exception of the night of graduation

Saturday, January 25, 2014 11:17:42 PM from Twitter for Android

I'd probably pay $100 for a Johnny-fuck-me-up right now. Would get me wasted @MalJNew

Saturday, January 25, 2014 10:54:28 PM from Twitter for Android

Wait a sec. Are the girls naked in Robin Thicke's blurred lines video, or is it just because I'm at a gay bar and its acceptable?

Saturday, January 25, 2014 09:58:45 PM from Twitter for Android

I love the aunties!

Saturday, January 25, 2014 09:53:23 PM from Twitter for Android

Only for tabco use http://t.co/ks53qwWnow

Saturday, January 25, 2014 08:29:32 PM from Twitter for Android

@MichaelShatin: "Savage Garden is playing at my wedding"

Saturday, January 25, 2014 08:03:51 PM from Twitter for Android

Savage Garden is on? Haven't heard that since the 90s. I'm getting hammered tonight

Saturday, January 25, 2014 08:02:15 PM from Twitter for Android

Good thing the gf is cool. Found out I follow @JenSelter on my other twitter account and was like... I saw asses everywhere

Saturday, January 25, 2014 07:35:20 PM from Twitter for Android

Bartenders story about playing the bongos on a chicks ass completely blackout almost made me piss myself

Saturday, January 25, 2014 07:23:57 PM from Twitter for Android

These Dillenger wings. I might cum

Saturday, January 25, 2014 06:46:46 PM from Twitter for Android

Me: "It's 20°F right now."
Pops: "Yeah, they said it was going to roast today"

Saturday, January 25, 2014 09:03:13 AM from Twitter for Android

Person should be assassinated: http://t.co/CYOQzexR13

Saturday, January 25, 2014 12:21:53 AM from Twitter Web Client

@scoopANDslam too busy doing radio to blog

In reply to @scoopANDslam's tweet

Friday, January 24, 2014 07:23:14 PM from Twitter for Android

Possible Super Bowl date change because of the weather? Fucking pussies. This country has gone soft

Friday, January 24, 2014 07:08:04 PM from Twitter for Android

Why is this cocksucker metro north train stopped. Go you piece of shit

Friday, January 24, 2014 06:46:49 PM from Twitter for Android